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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and 更多 than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to 显示 that children really do give 更多 of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal 黑夜传说 for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one 或者 two pricks eventually. Remember, one and two is the least. The most is… well, everyone is a bastard. Now, some rules, only from Grand Theft Auto games that I have played. Luckily for you, I’ve played them all (Except that one that takes place in 伦敦 或者 some shit), and this is MY opinion. As much as people hate Roman, Bulgarin, and even the rest of Michael’s family (Seriously, Jimmy was number one on the 列表 of worst GTA characters? What the fuck), I will not be putting them on the 列表 because I don’t hate them AS MUCH as the other entries on this list. Also, since this is a GTA list, I will not go easy on any of my swearing, so swearing will be VERY heavy on this list. Also, this is VERY spoiler heavy, so read at your own risk. With that said, let us start the list.

#10: Francis McReary from GTA IV



I always liked the McReary’s. They were really interesting. Kate was the only nice one, Packie always steals the fucking 显示 when he’s around, Gerry is definitely 更多 collective compared to the others, and Derrick is a druggy who left after being hunted 由 the mafia… And then there’s this asshole. 你 know you’re a problem when your own brother doesn’t give a shit about 你 if you’re killed. Francis didn’t start off as a worthless prick, but he was a real piece of shit later on. 你 first meet him when 你 talk to Manny (Who honestly, I completely forgot about after playing through this entire game) and 你 don’t see him for a while. But when 你 do, he will make 你 kill criminals, as his idea of “justice”. And sometimes, he’ll kill those who threatens his police career. He’ll downright force and blackmail Niko to do the work for him, threatening to arrest him if he doesn’t do it. Needless to say, during the Derrick 或者 Francis assassinations, I ALWAYS assassinated Francis. Oh, if I kill Derrick, Francis will make the cops stop chasing me if I only have two stars. Yeah, that’s all well and good, but the police AI is as dumb as rocks. I can lose them pretty easily. And besides, if I really wanted that, I could 日期 a lawyer online and fix that problem. I don’t need the help of a selfish jackass like you, Francis.

#9: Catalina from San Andreas/GTA III



Talk about a woman who won’t let anything go. She started dating Carl Johnson in San Andreas, who she would force to perform S&M before every bank robbery (Don’t ask why. She’s just into that kinda stuff). However, she got mad at Carl for the stupidest fucking reason. Carl wanted to save his brother, Sweet, and leave the whole bank robbing life. However, APPARENTLY, that meant his brother's life was 更多 important than insane bondage sex (Which it is) So she left Carl for Claude and left to Liberty City, but she would always mock Carl about her new relationship, even calling him while she was having sex with Claude to fuck with him. But it gets worse in GTA III, where after she robs a bank in Liberty City, she shoots Claude, leaving him for dead and having him get arrested 由 the police while she takes the money and leaves with her new boyfriend, Miguel, to 加入 the Columbian Cartel to sell the drug SPANK and practically destroy the city, while at the same time crippling the Leone Family and the Yakuza, but this soon leads to both gangs hunting her down, where she, AGAIN, backstabs her boyfriend, Miguel, to save her own skin, leading to him being tortured 由 the Yakuza. I swear, she backstabs 更多 people than… a certain character that we’ll soon get to.

#8: Vlad Glebov from GTA IV



So, every GTA character has been to prison for something. What did Vlad go to prison for? Sexual assault…. OH GOODY! In cutscenes alone, Vlad is nothing 更多 than a narcissistic, drug addicted asshole, basically fucking over anyone who he sees as being lesser than he is. He will also force Niko (No surprise with every other asshole in the game) To do his dirty work for him, killing anyone who he sees as a threat, just so he can earn some money in his pocket. And remember that whole sexual assault thing. Well, yeah, as it turns out, Vlad is also a pervert, and since he has already threatened to attack Roman for his unpaid debts, his fiancee, Mallorie, to sleep with him several times, just so Roman wouldn’t get beaten up. And he did this basically whenever he wanted, since he knew Roman wouldn’t fight back. Thank god Niko came along, cause we all know he doesn’t take anyone’s shit, like Roman does.

#7: Lance Vance from Vice City Stories/Vice City



Every character in GTA has a depressing backstory. Trevor was abused until he went insane, Niko 迷失 all of his innocence after seeing his 老友记 die in the war, CJ was forced into the gang life in his childhood, Lance…. got teased in school… WHAT A FUCKING HEARTBREAKING BACKSTORY! But trust me, that’s not why he is on this list. in Vice City Stories, After his brother Victor is trying to find work, Lance forces him to 加入 him in selling his own cocaine, which he eventually ends up forcing Victor’s girlfriend, Louise, to use, making her addicted to it. Eventually, Lance, in order to save himself, sends Louise to the Mendez Brothers, two powerful drug lords, who is killed 由 them. Lance then has the fucking nerve to say to Victor, right when he is mourning the death of Louise, that family (More specifically, just Lance) is 更多 important. And Rockstar really felt the need to bring the bastard back in Vice City. In this one, when Tommy Vercetti is planning on a surprise kill on drug lord Ricardo Diaz to take over his drug empire in Vice City, Lance fucks it all up and gets Diaz aware of Tommy’s plan. And in the end, when Sonny Forelli, Tommy’s old trick, comes to Vice City, Tommy tries to hand over counterfeit money, but Lance betrayed Tommy before Sonny came, and warned Sonny about this so Lance could take over Tommy’s enterprise. I mean, for fucks sake, what a backstabbing prick. And this is a fact. He got 17th place on PC World's 最佳, 返回页首 47 Most Evil Video Game Characters… why 47, I don’t know.

#6: Lazlow Jones from GTA V



Not the real life Lazlow in our world, I’m sure he’s a nice guy. I mean the video game world Lazlow, who is a perverted sexual prick. On the radio alone, Lazlow was a piece of shit already, having a huge ego, insulting everyone he talked to, doing drugs and alcohol, doing things to his mother which he 说 were illegal in some states (Which I don’t want to fucking know) and drugged a woman and brought her 首页 to his wife, asking for a three-way, leading to a divorce. But in GTA V, OH MY GOD, he got somehow worse, basically making him a sexual man and quite possibly a rapist, as can be seen with the mission Fame 或者 Shame, where he inappropriately dances with Tracey De Santa, Michael’s daughter, on a live show, and again in the mission Reuniting the Family, where Lazlow down right asks Tracey to blow him. Like what the fuck man?! And let me tell you, that scene with Michael and Lazlow in the tattoo parlor will never stop being funny.

#5: Jimmy Pegorino from GTA IV



For a mafia family that is collapsing under itself, you’d think you’d feel a bit 更多 sympathy for a cold-hearted killer… but that’s all Pegorino is. A cold-hearted killer. He did everything he could to become the leader of the Pegorino family, which ended up to his son committing suicide, and his wife, Angie, hating him and all of his men. He had to workers, Phil, who is surprisingly a nice guy despite the shit he deals with, and Ray… who I also forgot about. He didn’t leave much of an impact on me. But that’s besides the point. Jimmy is also a lot like Mikhail. He is prone to anger and will gladly, without hesitation, kill anyone he wants for any reason, including Niko. And he only gets worse. He has no value over human life, and values money, as during the trade between the Pavanos, both of his men were killed, which Jimmy doesn’t care about, since they didn’t “impress him” enough, so he believes that he could always get 更多 guys. And it gets worse from here, as he makes a deal with…… a certain someone, and asks Niko to make the deal. If Niko does make the deal, Jimmy will get back stabbed 由 this certain someone, but if Niko doesn’t make the deal, and kills 说 certain someone, Jimmy will try to kill Niko during Roman’s wedding, only to result in Kate’s death. And trust me, if 你 thought these past characters were shit, you’d be right, but it gets worse from here on out.

#4: Steve Haines from GTA V



You’d think someone who is a highly respected member of the FBI (Or FIB in GTA) who has his own agency would be a well loved man, right. No! Steve Haines is far from being loved. In fact, I fucking despise this fucker. Since the FIB’s funding was cut to support the IAA, Steve decided to force Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips, and Franklin Clinton into doing illegal crimes for him in order to sabotage the IAA and raise Steve in the ranks of his career. This includes having Trevor torture a possibly innocent man for clues on a POSSIBLE assassin and then telling Trevor to kill him, which Trevor ignores and has the prisoner leave the country (I doubt it was out of the goodness of his non-existent 心 and 更多 of a way for Trevor to fuck with Steve. Either way is fine 由 me). And if that wasn’t bad enough, Steve wants the trio to steal neurotoxins from the IAA in order to use it for a staged terrorist act, just to the FIB could gain 更多 funds, ignoring the possibly high amount of casualties, but it’s all good as long as this fucker moves up in his career. And then this fucker has the nerve to, after having Michael 删除 evidence of his acts from the FIB file, tries to have him arrested and then gets shot in the leg, making him a fucking national hero. ARE 你 FUCKING KIDDING ME!? This is why Ending C is the best ending

#3: Devin Weston from GTA V



THE FUCK DID I SAY BEFORE! THIS IS WHY ENDING C IS BETTER! It’s no surprise that this fucker got along so well with 前一个 asshole, Steve Haines. He asks Trevor and Franklin to steal five luxury cars for him (Which I don’t get why he doesn’t just buy them. He’s a billionaire, isn’t he?) But when they succeed in it, he just fucks off and doesn’t pay them. And he also promises to have Michael work with his idol, Solomon Richards, but instead, he tries to shut the movie down so he can sell the studio. This fucker is always going back on his word, doing what he can to get out of paying those who work for him. He makes Mr. Krabs and Tingle look like they donate to charity daily. After this, he has his lawyer, Molly Schultz, steal the film footage of Meltdown, Michael and Solomons film, but after she is killed 由 a jet engine, Devin sends Merryweather soldiers over to Michael’s house while he and Jimmy are at the opening for the movie, to have his wife and daughter, Amanda and Tracey, murdered, and while he does this, this fucker has the nerve to gloat about it. And when that doesn’t work, he then tries to have Franklin murder Michael, who Michael always saw as a son in a way. It just goes to show, if you're rich, YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!

#2: Frank Tenpenny from San Andreas



For a character voiced 由 the legendary Samuel L. Jackson, I thought I was going to 爱情 this guy… But not even a voice as awesome as Samuel L. Jackson’s could save this fucker from my shit list. First off, Frank ends up killing one of his police co-workers, Ralph Pendlebury, for being involved in criminal affairs, instead of just arresting him. But trust me, it gets worse. Have 你 ever seen those police officers who use their occupation as a way to have power over civilians. That’s Frank. I respect the police, but in all seriousness, fuck officers like Frank. Frank does whatever he can to keep CJ under control, making him do jobs for him, which he threatens CJ to do 或者 he would have CJ framed for Ralph’s death, since CJ would be easily convicted, as he arrived in San Andreas ten 分钟 before Ralph’s death. But it’s even worse. Though Frank acts like he is doing things for the good of the people, 由 forcing gangs to fight and kill each other, he is actually with the Ballas gang, selling drugs, and was the reason CJ’s mother was killed, knowing that CJ would come back to San Andreas for her funeral, so he could use him. And he also threatens CJ not to kill Big Smoke, who is a part of the Ballas, 或者 he would arrest Sweet and put him in a cell block with the Ballas, no doubt leading to him being beaten. And when Frank sees no 更多 use for CJ, he sends him to the desert, where he has two men force him to dig a grave, while Frank heads to his court case, where he is on trial for all of his crimes, but since he forced CJ to kill all of the prosecutors, he is acquitted of his crimes, leading to riots all across San Andreas. And after his death, which leads to the homeless mutilating and stealing his clothes is oddly satisfying to me. Trust me, this asshole deserved it.

I want to talk about number one so badly, but I want to mention a few honorable mentions first, just before I do. So, here they are.

Sonny Forelli from Vice City



This bastard will do anything to try and get rid of Tommy, 由 either sending him to prison, preventing him from returning to Liberty City, 或者 down right killing him, just because Tommy’s crime family was bigger than his. He would be higher, if he was in the game a lot more. But phone calls can only do so much for a character to hate.

Fabien LaRouche from GTA V



A guy who acts all calm and tries to teach others yoga (Which is really fucking boring), all this guy really does is try to sleep with Amanda. Hell, he even practically sexually assaults her in front of Michael. Though, seeing Jimmy kick the bastard is always funny to me.

Rocco Pelosi from Ballad of Gay Tony/GTA V



It’s one thing to be an asshole. It’s a totally different thing to be a racist. All Rocco does is insult Luis with racial slurs while repeatedly mocking Tony for being a homosexual. And it’s even worse when he tries to convince Luis to kill his friend, Tony. Thankfully Michael killed this fucker in GTA V after he beat up Soloman. I mean, who beats up an old defenseless man… And Michael doing that on the streets doesn’t count. Also, is it me, 或者 does he look like even 更多 of a douchebag in GTA V than he did in TBoGT

Manny Escuela from GTA IV



Seriously, who are 你 again?

Vincenzo Cilli from Liberty City Stories



Just because 你 don’t like a guy for his ethnic group doesn’t mean 你 have to insult his mother daily, and send the police after him whenever he raises higher than 你 in the Leone family, and then try to have him murdered in an ambush with chainsaw wielding Leone henchmen.

#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV FROM GTA IV



你 knew this fucker would be here. Don’t lie. This piece of shit was my most hated GTA character since the first time I played GTA IV, and even after GTA V, which has a fuck ton of awful character, they still don’t compare to this asshole. First off, Dimitri was once a friend of Mikhail, who kept Dimitri from prison rape and they soon became real good friends. But, Dimitri is easily the worst backstabber in the entire GTA series. First, he easily betrays his “best friend” after he orders the death of a mob boss’s son. Granted, I could understand that moment. It was a hard choice to make. But then there was the backstabbing with Niko. After 你 kill Mikhail, Dimitri decides to bring 射线, 雷 Bulgarin, a Russian criminal boss that Niko once worked with, to Liberty City and tries to have Niko killed. But that’s only the icing on the cake. After Niko survives, and Romans 首页 and business is burnt down, Dimitri does everything he can to get to Niko. And I mean ANYTHING. He will kidnap Roman and have him beaten and tortured to where he will be killed in a shootout, try to attack Bernie 起重机 for his romance with Bryce Dawkins, and tries to have Niko and Packie killed during their trade for the diamonds. And in the end, 你 are still offered a deal from this asshole for a lot of money. However, if 你 make this deal, Dimitri will try his best to still kill Niko, because he will have killed the dealers, who are now after Niko and Phil. And after nearly dying in a shootout, and earning all the money so Niko’s cousin, Roman, would be happy, finally avoiding all of the death and crime that he was involved in from the start, what happens? Dimitri sends an assassin to Roman’s wedding to kill Niko, leading to the death of Roman, and Niko losing any and all innocence he could have possibly had left. I can’t believe a piece of shit does something like this. I mean, as much as I hate Devin Weston and Steve Haines, at least they finally leave 你 alone if 你 agree to help them in their terrible plan. But this fucker will try to end 你 off no matter what, and for what? Just so he can kill a man he sees as incompetent. It’s no wonder this sack of shit made it onto my most hated video game character ever list, let alone the most hated GTA characters. And nothing will ever make me hate a GTA character 更多 than Dimitri Rascalov…. Unless GTA VI has someone worse. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

So, there 你 have it. Did 你 enjoy the list. Tell me what 你 thought of it. With that said, I will see 你 all 下一个 time.
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored 由 a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized 手套 weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told 你 if 你 keep falling asleep, their gonna kick 你 outta here"...
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This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

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#1: SHARKS:
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The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, 或者 mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit 更多 intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation 由 sharks is of great importance to the...
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Gareth: We used to help people. We saved people. Things changed. They came in and - After that... I know that you've been out there, I can see it. 你 don't know what it is to be hungry. 你 don't have to do this. We can walk away. And we will never 交叉, 十字架 paths again. I promise you.
Rick Grimes: But you'll 交叉, 十字架 someone's path. You'd do this to anyone, right? Besides, I already made 你 a promise.
[Rick pulls out the machete he promised to kill Gareth with and swings down repeatedly as Rick's group attacks Gareth's group].


#2:
Dirty Harry: I know what you’re thinking. ’Did he 火, 消防 six...
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#1: CARNAGE:
Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?

Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.

As a child, he killed his grandmother 由 pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother 由 throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"

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It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy 意大利面 readings)..

Most of these things are important to know in some way 或者 another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that 你 should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. 或者 even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. 或者 have 老友记 that don't try to kill us (literary).

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
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Johnny arrived at a bar, and found the man from the Willis's picture having a 啤酒 由 himself.

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"Feel that? That's from Dom, and everyone else 你 killed, 你 bitch!" Marcus to Myrrah, while stabbing her.



I only played Gears 3 and 4.. But I get the basics.. Stupid monsters wanting to kill humanity because the Myrah 婊子, 子 hates us..

Marcus is voiced 由 John DiMaggio. The same John DiMaggio who voiced Jake from Adventure time, and Bender from Futurama, voices the angry, deep voice, cynical, Sgt Finx.
The man we been playing as, all the way till Gears of war 4.. Which, 由 the way, is AWESOME 由 the way.

Marcus Fenix is generally gruff and aggressive. He is a...
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PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, 或者 we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! 你 HAD ONE JOB!!


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Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!


#3:
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PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
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PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, 你 find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.....
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#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH 冲床 - COMING DOWN:
The video, directed 由 Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played 由 Samantha Gill[2]) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played 由 Leland Montgomery[2]) walks out to a 厨房 with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...
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