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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and 更多 than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to 显示 that children really do give 更多 of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal 黑夜传说 for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one 或者 two pricks eventually. Remember, one and two is the least. The most is… well, everyone is a bastard. Now, some rules, only from Grand Theft Auto games that I have played. Luckily for you, I’ve played them all (Except that one that takes place in 伦敦 或者 some shit), and this is MY opinion. As much as people hate Roman, Bulgarin, and even the rest of Michael’s family (Seriously, Jimmy was number one on the 列表 of worst GTA characters? What the fuck), I will not be putting them on the 列表 because I don’t hate them AS MUCH as the other entries on this list. Also, since this is a GTA list, I will not go easy on any of my swearing, so swearing will be VERY heavy on this list. Also, this is VERY spoiler heavy, so read at your own risk. With that said, let us start the list.

#10: Francis McReary from GTA IV



I always liked the McReary’s. They were really interesting. Kate was the only nice one, Packie always steals the fucking 显示 when he’s around, Gerry is definitely 更多 collective compared to the others, and Derrick is a druggy who left after being hunted 由 the mafia… And then there’s this asshole. 你 know you’re a problem when your own brother doesn’t give a shit about 你 if you’re killed. Francis didn’t start off as a worthless prick, but he was a real piece of shit later on. 你 first meet him when 你 talk to Manny (Who honestly, I completely forgot about after playing through this entire game) and 你 don’t see him for a while. But when 你 do, he will make 你 kill criminals, as his idea of “justice”. And sometimes, he’ll kill those who threatens his police career. He’ll downright force and blackmail Niko to do the work for him, threatening to arrest him if he doesn’t do it. Needless to say, during the Derrick 或者 Francis assassinations, I ALWAYS assassinated Francis. Oh, if I kill Derrick, Francis will make the cops stop chasing me if I only have two stars. Yeah, that’s all well and good, but the police AI is as dumb as rocks. I can lose them pretty easily. And besides, if I really wanted that, I could 日期 a lawyer online and fix that problem. I don’t need the help of a selfish jackass like you, Francis.

#9: Catalina from San Andreas/GTA III



Talk about a woman who won’t let anything go. She started dating Carl Johnson in San Andreas, who she would force to perform S&M before every bank robbery (Don’t ask why. She’s just into that kinda stuff). However, she got mad at Carl for the stupidest fucking reason. Carl wanted to save his brother, Sweet, and leave the whole bank robbing life. However, APPARENTLY, that meant his brother's life was 更多 important than insane bondage sex (Which it is) So she left Carl for Claude and left to Liberty City, but she would always mock Carl about her new relationship, even calling him while she was having sex with Claude to fuck with him. But it gets worse in GTA III, where after she robs a bank in Liberty City, she shoots Claude, leaving him for dead and having him get arrested 由 the police while she takes the money and leaves with her new boyfriend, Miguel, to 加入 the Columbian Cartel to sell the drug SPANK and practically destroy the city, while at the same time crippling the Leone Family and the Yakuza, but this soon leads to both gangs hunting her down, where she, AGAIN, backstabs her boyfriend, Miguel, to save her own skin, leading to him being tortured 由 the Yakuza. I swear, she backstabs 更多 people than… a certain character that we’ll soon get to.

#8: Vlad Glebov from GTA IV



So, every GTA character has been to prison for something. What did Vlad go to prison for? Sexual assault…. OH GOODY! In cutscenes alone, Vlad is nothing 更多 than a narcissistic, drug addicted asshole, basically fucking over anyone who he sees as being lesser than he is. He will also force Niko (No surprise with every other asshole in the game) To do his dirty work for him, killing anyone who he sees as a threat, just so he can earn some money in his pocket. And remember that whole sexual assault thing. Well, yeah, as it turns out, Vlad is also a pervert, and since he has already threatened to attack Roman for his unpaid debts, his fiancee, Mallorie, to sleep with him several times, just so Roman wouldn’t get beaten up. And he did this basically whenever he wanted, since he knew Roman wouldn’t fight back. Thank god Niko came along, cause we all know he doesn’t take anyone’s shit, like Roman does.

#7: Lance Vance from Vice City Stories/Vice City



Every character in GTA has a depressing backstory. Trevor was abused until he went insane, Niko 迷失 all of his innocence after seeing his 老友记 die in the war, CJ was forced into the gang life in his childhood, Lance…. got teased in school… WHAT A FUCKING HEARTBREAKING BACKSTORY! But trust me, that’s not why he is on this list. in Vice City Stories, After his brother Victor is trying to find work, Lance forces him to 加入 him in selling his own cocaine, which he eventually ends up forcing Victor’s girlfriend, Louise, to use, making her addicted to it. Eventually, Lance, in order to save himself, sends Louise to the Mendez Brothers, two powerful drug lords, who is killed 由 them. Lance then has the fucking nerve to say to Victor, right when he is mourning the death of Louise, that family (More specifically, just Lance) is 更多 important. And Rockstar really felt the need to bring the bastard back in Vice City. In this one, when Tommy Vercetti is planning on a surprise kill on drug lord Ricardo Diaz to take over his drug empire in Vice City, Lance fucks it all up and gets Diaz aware of Tommy’s plan. And in the end, when Sonny Forelli, Tommy’s old trick, comes to Vice City, Tommy tries to hand over counterfeit money, but Lance betrayed Tommy before Sonny came, and warned Sonny about this so Lance could take over Tommy’s enterprise. I mean, for fucks sake, what a backstabbing prick. And this is a fact. He got 17th place on PC World's 最佳, 返回页首 47 Most Evil Video Game Characters… why 47, I don’t know.

#6: Lazlow Jones from GTA V



Not the real life Lazlow in our world, I’m sure he’s a nice guy. I mean the video game world Lazlow, who is a perverted sexual prick. On the radio alone, Lazlow was a piece of shit already, having a huge ego, insulting everyone he talked to, doing drugs and alcohol, doing things to his mother which he 说 were illegal in some states (Which I don’t want to fucking know) and drugged a woman and brought her 首页 to his wife, asking for a three-way, leading to a divorce. But in GTA V, OH MY GOD, he got somehow worse, basically making him a sexual man and quite possibly a rapist, as can be seen with the mission Fame 或者 Shame, where he inappropriately dances with Tracey De Santa, Michael’s daughter, on a live show, and again in the mission Reuniting the Family, where Lazlow down right asks Tracey to blow him. Like what the fuck man?! And let me tell you, that scene with Michael and Lazlow in the tattoo parlor will never stop being funny.

#5: Jimmy Pegorino from GTA IV



For a mafia family that is collapsing under itself, you’d think you’d feel a bit 更多 sympathy for a cold-hearted killer… but that’s all Pegorino is. A cold-hearted killer. He did everything he could to become the leader of the Pegorino family, which ended up to his son committing suicide, and his wife, Angie, hating him and all of his men. He had to workers, Phil, who is surprisingly a nice guy despite the shit he deals with, and Ray… who I also forgot about. He didn’t leave much of an impact on me. But that’s besides the point. Jimmy is also a lot like Mikhail. He is prone to anger and will gladly, without hesitation, kill anyone he wants for any reason, including Niko. And he only gets worse. He has no value over human life, and values money, as during the trade between the Pavanos, both of his men were killed, which Jimmy doesn’t care about, since they didn’t “impress him” enough, so he believes that he could always get 更多 guys. And it gets worse from here, as he makes a deal with…… a certain someone, and asks Niko to make the deal. If Niko does make the deal, Jimmy will get back stabbed 由 this certain someone, but if Niko doesn’t make the deal, and kills 说 certain someone, Jimmy will try to kill Niko during Roman’s wedding, only to result in Kate’s death. And trust me, if 你 thought these past characters were shit, you’d be right, but it gets worse from here on out.

#4: Steve Haines from GTA V



You’d think someone who is a highly respected member of the FBI (Or FIB in GTA) who has his own agency would be a well loved man, right. No! Steve Haines is far from being loved. In fact, I fucking despise this fucker. Since the FIB’s funding was cut to support the IAA, Steve decided to force Michael De Santa, Trevor Phillips, and Franklin Clinton into doing illegal crimes for him in order to sabotage the IAA and raise Steve in the ranks of his career. This includes having Trevor torture a possibly innocent man for clues on a POSSIBLE assassin and then telling Trevor to kill him, which Trevor ignores and has the prisoner leave the country (I doubt it was out of the goodness of his non-existent 心 and 更多 of a way for Trevor to fuck with Steve. Either way is fine 由 me). And if that wasn’t bad enough, Steve wants the trio to steal neurotoxins from the IAA in order to use it for a staged terrorist act, just to the FIB could gain 更多 funds, ignoring the possibly high amount of casualties, but it’s all good as long as this fucker moves up in his career. And then this fucker has the nerve to, after having Michael 删除 evidence of his acts from the FIB file, tries to have him arrested and then gets shot in the leg, making him a fucking national hero. ARE 你 FUCKING KIDDING ME!? This is why Ending C is the best ending

#3: Devin Weston from GTA V



THE FUCK DID I SAY BEFORE! THIS IS WHY ENDING C IS BETTER! It’s no surprise that this fucker got along so well with 前一个 asshole, Steve Haines. He asks Trevor and Franklin to steal five luxury cars for him (Which I don’t get why he doesn’t just buy them. He’s a billionaire, isn’t he?) But when they succeed in it, he just fucks off and doesn’t pay them. And he also promises to have Michael work with his idol, Solomon Richards, but instead, he tries to shut the movie down so he can sell the studio. This fucker is always going back on his word, doing what he can to get out of paying those who work for him. He makes Mr. Krabs and Tingle look like they donate to charity daily. After this, he has his lawyer, Molly Schultz, steal the film footage of Meltdown, Michael and Solomons film, but after she is killed 由 a jet engine, Devin sends Merryweather soldiers over to Michael’s house while he and Jimmy are at the opening for the movie, to have his wife and daughter, Amanda and Tracey, murdered, and while he does this, this fucker has the nerve to gloat about it. And when that doesn’t work, he then tries to have Franklin murder Michael, who Michael always saw as a son in a way. It just goes to show, if you're rich, YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!

#2: Frank Tenpenny from San Andreas



For a character voiced 由 the legendary Samuel L. Jackson, I thought I was going to 爱情 this guy… But not even a voice as awesome as Samuel L. Jackson’s could save this fucker from my shit list. First off, Frank ends up killing one of his police co-workers, Ralph Pendlebury, for being involved in criminal affairs, instead of just arresting him. But trust me, it gets worse. Have 你 ever seen those police officers who use their occupation as a way to have power over civilians. That’s Frank. I respect the police, but in all seriousness, fuck officers like Frank. Frank does whatever he can to keep CJ under control, making him do jobs for him, which he threatens CJ to do 或者 he would have CJ framed for Ralph’s death, since CJ would be easily convicted, as he arrived in San Andreas ten 分钟 before Ralph’s death. But it’s even worse. Though Frank acts like he is doing things for the good of the people, 由 forcing gangs to fight and kill each other, he is actually with the Ballas gang, selling drugs, and was the reason CJ’s mother was killed, knowing that CJ would come back to San Andreas for her funeral, so he could use him. And he also threatens CJ not to kill Big Smoke, who is a part of the Ballas, 或者 he would arrest Sweet and put him in a cell block with the Ballas, no doubt leading to him being beaten. And when Frank sees no 更多 use for CJ, he sends him to the desert, where he has two men force him to dig a grave, while Frank heads to his court case, where he is on trial for all of his crimes, but since he forced CJ to kill all of the prosecutors, he is acquitted of his crimes, leading to riots all across San Andreas. And after his death, which leads to the homeless mutilating and stealing his clothes is oddly satisfying to me. Trust me, this asshole deserved it.

I want to talk about number one so badly, but I want to mention a few honorable mentions first, just before I do. So, here they are.

Sonny Forelli from Vice City



This bastard will do anything to try and get rid of Tommy, 由 either sending him to prison, preventing him from returning to Liberty City, 或者 down right killing him, just because Tommy’s crime family was bigger than his. He would be higher, if he was in the game a lot more. But phone calls can only do so much for a character to hate.

Fabien LaRouche from GTA V



A guy who acts all calm and tries to teach others yoga (Which is really fucking boring), all this guy really does is try to sleep with Amanda. Hell, he even practically sexually assaults her in front of Michael. Though, seeing Jimmy kick the bastard is always funny to me.

Rocco Pelosi from Ballad of Gay Tony/GTA V



It’s one thing to be an asshole. It’s a totally different thing to be a racist. All Rocco does is insult Luis with racial slurs while repeatedly mocking Tony for being a homosexual. And it’s even worse when he tries to convince Luis to kill his friend, Tony. Thankfully Michael killed this fucker in GTA V after he beat up Soloman. I mean, who beats up an old defenseless man… And Michael doing that on the streets doesn’t count. Also, is it me, 或者 does he look like even 更多 of a douchebag in GTA V than he did in TBoGT

Manny Escuela from GTA IV



Seriously, who are 你 again?

Vincenzo Cilli from Liberty City Stories



Just because 你 don’t like a guy for his ethnic group doesn’t mean 你 have to insult his mother daily, and send the police after him whenever he raises higher than 你 in the Leone family, and then try to have him murdered in an ambush with chainsaw wielding Leone henchmen.

#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV FROM GTA IV



你 knew this fucker would be here. Don’t lie. This piece of shit was my most hated GTA character since the first time I played GTA IV, and even after GTA V, which has a fuck ton of awful character, they still don’t compare to this asshole. First off, Dimitri was once a friend of Mikhail, who kept Dimitri from prison rape and they soon became real good friends. But, Dimitri is easily the worst backstabber in the entire GTA series. First, he easily betrays his “best friend” after he orders the death of a mob boss’s son. Granted, I could understand that moment. It was a hard choice to make. But then there was the backstabbing with Niko. After 你 kill Mikhail, Dimitri decides to bring 射线, 雷 Bulgarin, a Russian criminal boss that Niko once worked with, to Liberty City and tries to have Niko killed. But that’s only the icing on the cake. After Niko survives, and Romans 首页 and business is burnt down, Dimitri does everything he can to get to Niko. And I mean ANYTHING. He will kidnap Roman and have him beaten and tortured to where he will be killed in a shootout, try to attack Bernie 起重机 for his romance with Bryce Dawkins, and tries to have Niko and Packie killed during their trade for the diamonds. And in the end, 你 are still offered a deal from this asshole for a lot of money. However, if 你 make this deal, Dimitri will try his best to still kill Niko, because he will have killed the dealers, who are now after Niko and Phil. And after nearly dying in a shootout, and earning all the money so Niko’s cousin, Roman, would be happy, finally avoiding all of the death and crime that he was involved in from the start, what happens? Dimitri sends an assassin to Roman’s wedding to kill Niko, leading to the death of Roman, and Niko losing any and all innocence he could have possibly had left. I can’t believe a piece of shit does something like this. I mean, as much as I hate Devin Weston and Steve Haines, at least they finally leave 你 alone if 你 agree to help them in their terrible plan. But this fucker will try to end 你 off no matter what, and for what? Just so he can kill a man he sees as incompetent. It’s no wonder this sack of shit made it onto my most hated video game character ever list, let alone the most hated GTA characters. And nothing will ever make me hate a GTA character 更多 than Dimitri Rascalov…. Unless GTA VI has someone worse. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

So, there 你 have it. Did 你 enjoy the list. Tell me what 你 thought of it. With that said, I will see 你 all 下一个 time.
#1: AVOID THE DEEP WEB:
The sight is mostly contained of drug deals and stuff.
Don't know ANYTHING about this "deep web" sight.
But the fact is, drug deals aren't the BAD things.
The bad things are illagal porn, OF FUCKIN CHILDREN!.
Murderers 展示 off graphic pictures of their "art" on the victims. And ways for homicidal hackers to find your address..


#2; AVOID DRUGS:
Drugs ARE bad!
Our parents weren't fuckin exggerating..


#3: DON'T DELIVER 比萨, 比萨饼 TO MYSTERIOUS CALLERS:
It never end wells..


#4: DON'T FUCK WITH ORJIA BOARDS:
It never ends well..


#5: NEVER LET STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOUSE:
It never...
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LIBERTY CITY HOSPITAL:

A doctor finished wrapping up Dash's wound.

"Dash.. I'm so sorry.. This is ALL my fault!" Roman 说 sadly.

"Hey.. I'm the one who shot Steve Erics, so it's on BOTH of us" Dash insisted.

"How the fuck did they even know it was you?" Gordon asked.

"Hell if I know" Dash admitted.

"It doesn't matter anyway.. We need to put an end to this.. Take them ALL out" Niko said.

"Shit.. If only Michael Keane was here.. He'd 爱情 this shit" Gordon 说 sadly.

"Yeah.. Poor bastard.. If only I was nicer to him" Packie said, also sad from the memory.

"Guys.. This isn't the time.. If we're gonna...
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posted by Canada24
I AM NOW!
An instrument of violence. I am a vessel of invincibility
I CANNOT!
leave this undecided, Stepping down to battle another day
REMEMBER!
Me for all time this, Determination is a vital part of me.
SURRUENDER!
now 或者 be counted. With the endless masses that I will defeaaat.

Come on bring it!

Don't sing it!

Better believe it!

BROKEN DOWN,
till your hope has died
BEAT DOWN!
till victory's mine
STAND UP!
And 显示 me some pride
AND NOW!
ARE READDDDY!

I'm the one with the warrior inside!
My dominance can't be denied!
Your entire world will turn Into a battlefield tonight!
As I look upon you, through the warrior's...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
The famish serial killer known as Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger might of had an tragic childhood.
But Krueger 迷失 EVERY right to be sympathized with.
The death of his abusive stepfather might of been called for a bit.
But there's NO way all those innocent children deserved to die as well.
His actions eventually earned him the alias "Springwood Slasher", where he killed several kids inside a boiler room within an old power plant where he used to work. When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As 你 expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes 你 hate Lilly....
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#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once 你 get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my 首页 towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...
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added by Canada24
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods 由 truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye: *Stops train near hump* Okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, 或者 watching 电视 at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: 嘿 Master Sword, 下一个 time 你 interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to 交叉, 十字架 the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 日 off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I ended season 1..

Not really doing much for 万圣节前夕 except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.

I never actually seen it. Just the remake.

I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, 由 always watching, and eventually he kills you.

Anyway.. About bojack..

Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.

I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.

Anyway.. 下一个 is season 2 I guess :)
#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws 你 under the bus, but he'll take a shit on 你 afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything 你 have seen on this 列表 has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, 或者 at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even 更多 so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is 更多 of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be 更多 than this. And also tried giving 更多 SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main 来源 of comedy is that the...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is 你 can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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"Say.. Do 你 ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, 展示 Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give 你 Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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