1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 嘿 cowboy? 你 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 你 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 你 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 你 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 你 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 由 the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll 显示 你 a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate 你 and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are 你 speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to 你 huh? 你 fuck! 下一个 time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck 你 then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. 或者 both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do 你 exist?"
#10:
"When ever 你 get a doubt in your mind. I want 你 to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did 你 kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do 你 take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant 更多 to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't 你 got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee 或者 I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals 狗 collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN 你 LITTLE FUCK!!"
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 嘿 cowboy? 你 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 你 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 你 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 你 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 你 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 由 the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll 显示 你 a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate 你 and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are 你 speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to 你 huh? 你 fuck! 下一个 time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck 你 then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. 或者 both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do 你 exist?"
#10:
"When ever 你 get a doubt in your mind. I want 你 to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did 你 kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do 你 take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant 更多 to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't 你 got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee 或者 I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals 狗 collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN 你 LITTLE FUCK!!"
As much as I 爱情 grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much 更多 comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, 你 have the choice of killing him 或者 letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if 你 choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted 你 to do this.
Even if 你 kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told 你 to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much 更多 comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, 你 have the choice of killing him 或者 letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if 你 choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted 你 to do this.
Even if 你 kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told 你 to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know 说 this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing 你 can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 说 before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown 由 his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing 你 can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 说 before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown 由 his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊子 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before 你 even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊子 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before 你 even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
你 better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna 冲床 你 square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If 你 don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
你 don't understand. 你 don't understand because 你 don't understand liberty. 你 don't understand freedom. So 你 put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! 你 hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
你 tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him 首页 由 tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If 你 have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
你 better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna 冲床 你 square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If 你 don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
你 don't understand. 你 don't understand because 你 don't understand liberty. 你 don't understand freedom. So 你 put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! 你 hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
你 tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him 首页 由 tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If 你 have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
