1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 嘿 cowboy? 你 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 你 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 你 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 你 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 你 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 由 the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll 显示 你 a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate 你 and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are 你 speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to 你 huh? 你 fuck! 下一个 time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck 你 then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. 或者 both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do 你 exist?"
#10:
"When ever 你 get a doubt in your mind. I want 你 to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did 你 kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do 你 take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant 更多 to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't 你 got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee 或者 I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals 狗 collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN 你 LITTLE FUCK!!"
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) 嘿 cowboy? 你 mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, 你 DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of 你 left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK 你 VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where 你 guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!
#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, 由 the way, that's entirely your fault.
#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.
#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll 显示 你 a fuckin mind fuck!
#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate 你 and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?
#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are 你 speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to 你 huh? 你 fuck! 下一个 time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck 你 then".
#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. 或者 both"
#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
#9:
"Why, oh why, do 你 exist?"
#10:
"When ever 你 get a doubt in your mind. I want 你 to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did 你 kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do 你 take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.
#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant 更多 to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"
#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't 你 got a mother!?"
#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee 或者 I'll cut your arm off!"
16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"
#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?
#18:
"(steals 狗 collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"
19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"
#20:
"RUN 你 LITTLE FUCK!!"
#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE 爱情 EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my 最喜爱的 song 由 him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I 爱情 how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
Good song.
Shitty episode..
#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..
#3: MAKE 爱情 EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my 最喜爱的 song 由 him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..
#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..
#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I 爱情 how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a 随意 magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract 你 as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) 你 just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this 显示 a few 更多 times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH 冲床 - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH 冲床 - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight 你 are not quite sure what he is about 或者 how dangerous he is although 你 have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a 更多 mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight 你 are not quite sure what he is about 或者 how dangerous he is although 你 have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a 更多 mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
