here is another one of my funny bleach storys.
ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for 食物
lurichiyo: i want 食物
ichigo: have 你 ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant
then rukia comes and sees the princess
rukia: 嘿 ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what 你 want to call her
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some 食物 或者 else i'll kill you
rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean here 你 go
then rukia takes a 三明治 out of her pocket and gives it to the princess.the princess eats it in one gulp.
then 火影忍者 and sakura come!!! (the people from naruto)
rukia:who the heck are 你 guys???
ichigo:maybe there some kind of bad guys
then ichigo gets a stick and pokes narutos forhead
ichigo: whats that headband for
naruto:this is not a head band its a ....
sakura:naruto dont talk to the weird people just dont make eye contact and leave.
naruto:hey where are we at
ichigo:your in karakura town
sakura:oh were in bleach where suppose to get back to our own show
naruto:oh... oops wrong anime
then 火影忍者 and sakura left.
lurichiyo:who were they?
rukia:they looked like crazy ninjas oh well
ichigo:well by..
then rukia and ichigo left.
ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for 食物
lurichiyo: i want 食物
ichigo: have 你 ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant
then rukia comes and sees the princess
rukia: 嘿 ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what 你 want to call her
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some 食物 或者 else i'll kill you
rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean here 你 go
then rukia takes a 三明治 out of her pocket and gives it to the princess.the princess eats it in one gulp.
then 火影忍者 and sakura come!!! (the people from naruto)
rukia:who the heck are 你 guys???
ichigo:maybe there some kind of bad guys
then ichigo gets a stick and pokes narutos forhead
ichigo: whats that headband for
naruto:this is not a head band its a ....
sakura:naruto dont talk to the weird people just dont make eye contact and leave.
naruto:hey where are we at
ichigo:your in karakura town
sakura:oh were in bleach where suppose to get back to our own show
naruto:oh... oops wrong anime
then 火影忍者 and sakura left.
lurichiyo:who were they?
rukia:they looked like crazy ninjas oh well
ichigo:well by..
then rukia and ichigo left.
the shingami where all around me.ichimaru got up slowly.
gin: what the heck was that for?!
i was silent aging.i took an chesnut out of my bag and through it at him.when it hit his head it crackd open.
gin: 嘿 that hurt!!!
(it shouldnt have...your skull is thick enoughf 你 could break a coconut in two.)
i pushed past toshiro
toshiro: hey!
(toshiro im sorry...)
i grabbd my swords hilt
toshiro:huh?
(DIE!!!)
i charged toshiro and stabbed him!blood spilled from the wound.he droped to the ground.
(toshiro...you should have know...)
i walkd out the door to begin my 搜索 for my brother ,uruy ishida.
to be continued
gin: what the heck was that for?!
i was silent aging.i took an chesnut out of my bag and through it at him.when it hit his head it crackd open.
gin: 嘿 that hurt!!!
(it shouldnt have...your skull is thick enoughf 你 could break a coconut in two.)
i pushed past toshiro
toshiro: hey!
(toshiro im sorry...)
i grabbd my swords hilt
toshiro:huh?
(DIE!!!)
i charged toshiro and stabbed him!blood spilled from the wound.he droped to the ground.
(toshiro...you should have know...)
i walkd out the door to begin my 搜索 for my brother ,uruy ishida.
to be continued
1: 你 think about your bleach crush all 日 everyday.
2: instead of doing your homework 你 try and draw your favriot bleach character on 你 h.w. sheet.
3: your 老友记 look at 你 like 你 have 7 heads trying to convince them to watch bleach.
4: 你 try and make your imaginary zanpak-to real
5: 你 try and cosplay your fav. bleach charecter
6: 你 sometimes notice 你 call your brother 或者 sister a squad member.
7: 你 write a short story about someone and bleach charecters
8: 你 摇摆, 秋千 sticks above 你 head saying its 你 zanpak-to
9: 你 加入 this 粉丝 club
10: 你 read this artical.
And no a short story is not 70 pages long....