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here is another one of my funny bleach storys.

ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for 食物

lurichiyo: i want 食物
ichigo: have 你 ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant

then rukia comes and sees the princess

rukia: 嘿 ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what 你 want to call her
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some 食物 或者 else i'll kill you

rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean here 你 go
then rukia takes a 三明治 out of her pocket and gives it to the princess.the princess eats it in one gulp.

then 火影忍者 and sakura come!!! (the people from naruto)

rukia:who the heck are 你 guys???
ichigo:maybe there some kind of bad guys

then ichigo gets a stick and pokes narutos forhead

ichigo: whats that headband for
naruto:this is not a head band its a ....
sakura:naruto dont talk to the weird people just dont make eye contact and leave.

naruto:hey where are we at
ichigo:your in karakura town
sakura:oh were in bleach where suppose to get back to our own show
naruto:oh... oops wrong anime

then 火影忍者 and sakura left.

lurichiyo:who were they?
rukia:they looked like crazy ninjas oh well
ichigo:well by..

then rukia and ichigo left.
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Lyrics by: TOMOMI
Composed by: Tajika Yuichi
Arranged by: Iijima Ken

Credit:
-Romanized & Translated Lyrics: link
-Original Japanese Lyrics: link

Romaji

sakki made to itteru koto chigau ja nai
chotto dake sugao miseta keredo
zutto iraira iraira shite wa
atashi o mono mitai ni atsukatte
sakki made to itteru koto chigau ja nai

dareka no sei ni shite wa nigekakure shiteru hibi
ate ni naranai wa
I'm sorry toriaezu sayonara

anata ga inai to iya iya tte ieru wagamama
(zutto kienai 你 ni kesanai 你 ni)
aijou? yuujou? shiritai koto wa nandemo
(aimai sugite wakaranai yo)
itsuka kokoro no oku no doa o...
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Lover: Ulquiorra
Best Friend: Grimmjow
On the upside 你 are assertive, brave, energetic, action-oriented, intelligent, individualistic, independent, impulsive,full of strengh, competitive, eager, straightforward, forceful, headstrong, pioneering, a leader, focused on the present and freedom-loving.
On the downside 你 can be intemperate, violent, impatient, fiery, rash, extreme, and arrogant.
You are one of the newly added Espada, and are quickly making a name for yourself.
You 显示 much potential and everyone is looking foward to how much damage 你 can cause.
Ulquiorra loves 你 for adding flavor...
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I saw that amezuki had a gash on her arm "amezuki!! 你 have a gash!" I screamed as I picked her up and pulled her to my brother-in-law's house "where are we going sora?" amezuki 说 "ichigo's house" she smiled big "what's wrong? Is there somthing on my face?" I asked "nope it's just so good to see you" she 说 to me "me too amezuki-chan" I said. When we arrived at ichigo's house he was shocked "whoa! What happen sora?!" he 说 looking at amezuki "she's been acussed of somthing she did not do and got hurt in the prosses" then my sister rukia came in "onee-sama!" she 说 "hello imoto-chan...
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the shingami where all around me.ichimaru got up slowly.

gin: what the heck was that for?!

i was silent aging.i took an chesnut out of my bag and through it at him.when it hit his head it crackd open.

gin: 嘿 that hurt!!!

(it shouldnt have...your skull is thick enoughf 你 could break a coconut in two.)

i pushed past toshiro

toshiro: hey!

(toshiro im sorry...)

i grabbd my swords hilt

toshiro:huh?

(DIE!!!)

i charged toshiro and stabbed him!blood spilled from the wound.he droped to the ground.

(toshiro...you should have know...)

i walkd out the door to begin my 搜索 for my brother ,uruy ishida.

to be continued
this is when toshiro wakes up in ichigos room.
but this has my twist added to it.here we go !!! please note: i own NOTHING!!!!

toshiro woke up with a shock in ichigos room and struggled to sit up.

toshiro: w-where am i ?

ichigo walkd in

ichigo:hey.

toshiro: ichigo! where am i?

ichigo: your at my house. i found 你 on the side of the road,didnt think i should just leave 你 lieing there.

toshiro:i see, im sorry if i caused 你 any trouble.

ichigo lookd behind toshiro. then toshiro lookd back. his eyes grew. there was a young girl there with black hair and mint green eyes.

ichigo: 你 know how long voltas...
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1When your obbsesd with bleach you'll know it when...

1: 你 think about your bleach crush all 日 everyday.

2: instead of doing your homework 你 try and draw your favriot bleach character on 你 h.w. sheet.

3: your 老友记 look at 你 like 你 have 7 heads trying to convince them to watch bleach.

4: 你 try and make your imaginary zanpak-to real

5: 你 try and cosplay your fav. bleach charecter

6: 你 sometimes notice 你 call your brother 或者 sister a squad member.

7: 你 write a short story about someone and bleach charecters

8: 你 摇摆, 秋千 sticks above 你 head saying its 你 zanpak-to

9: 你 加入 this 粉丝 club

10: 你 read this artical.


And no a short story is not 70 pages long....