here is another one of my funny bleach storys.

ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for 食物

lurichiyo: i want 食物
ichigo: have 你 ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant

then rukia comes and sees the princess

rukia: 嘿 ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what 你 want to call her
lurichiyo:i want 食物 now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some 食物 或者 else i'll kill you

rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean here 你 go
then rukia takes a 三明治 out of her pocket and gives it to the princess.the princess eats it in one gulp.

then 火影忍者 and sakura come!!! (the people from naruto)

rukia:who the heck are 你 guys???
ichigo:maybe there some kind of bad guys

then ichigo gets a stick and pokes narutos forhead

ichigo: whats that headband for
naruto:this is not a head band its a ....
sakura:naruto dont talk to the weird people just dont make eye contact and leave.

naruto:hey where are we at
ichigo:your in karakura town
sakura:oh were in bleach where suppose to get back to our own show
naruto:oh... oops wrong anime

then 火影忍者 and sakura left.

lurichiyo:who were they?
rukia:they looked like crazy ninjas oh well
ichigo:well by..

then rukia and ichigo left.