Why write this?

I'm bored. Meh.

(Sung to Symphony Number 5 in C Minor, First Movement)

I am a troll,
And I find it droll,
To rate content low,
So a bad rating it shows.

I am a plague and a pest,
Abusive and cruel at best,
Attack contributions for fun,
Thou I 提交 none.

I fill my time,
With 评论 sublime,
On how other users are gay,
And how'll they'll never get laid.

I live to be hated,
Until my boredem is sated,
Social networks are my haunt,
Plenty of losers to taunt.

So if 你 see a post,
Who 作者 你 want to roast,
Think of me and cry,
My kind never die.

this is a rubbish song about the a.t.s.o.f. with no tune whatsoever, if 你 feel left out because i haven't included 你 it's either because i don't know enough about 你 (most people), i hate you(everyone), i suspect your a troll (cinders), 或者 that your name is impossible to fit into a song (edennirvana) so here it is.





chorus

were the a.t.s.o.f.
smashing every single troll
and to have no 更多 on fanpop,
is our only goal.

1.knifewrench is our leader,
he likes to burn stuff,
but he turned his life to fanpopping
and telling trolls enough.

chorus

2.dazl is a legend
treating smurfs like slobs
going round smashing trolls,
with her sack of doorknobs

chorus

were the a.t.s.o.f.




if 你 can think of any new verses post them as comments.