嘿 this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a 日 and maybe 2 on weekends

one 日 on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died

unknown time later

i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to 移动 i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going

verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace

bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now 迷失 in a deep shock hole

bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!

Solo

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.

"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey 说 painting.

He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.

"Where's Kate?!"

"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.

Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.

"No." Was all Humphrey could say.

Winston nodded.

Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.

"What happened?" Humphrey 说 with his eyes still huge from the suprise.

"Kate was shot 由 a hunter in 草 behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell 你 to give all of your 爱情 that 你 gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."

To help get into the 圣诞节 spirit. There will be 更多 after this.


Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and 加入 the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Fast away the old 年 passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

What'd 你 狼 think?

Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with 你 people!

Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that 日期 由 my knowledge

作者 note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so 你 know. This will be a very short chapter.

I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.