"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck 你 talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, 嘿 Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do 你 mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for 你 not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 年 LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!

verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace

bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now 迷失 in a deep shock hole

bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!

Solo

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.

"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey 说 painting.

He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.

"Where's Kate?!"

"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.

Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.

"No." Was all Humphrey could say.

Winston nodded.

Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.

"What happened?" Humphrey 说 with his eyes still huge from the suprise.

"Kate was shot 由 a hunter in 草 behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell 你 to give all of your 爱情 that 你 gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."

To help get into the 圣诞节 spirit. There will be 更多 after this.


Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and 加入 the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Fast away the old 年 passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

What'd 你 狼 think?

作者 note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so 你 know. This will be a very short chapter.

I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.