Fred: 嘿 arent 你 the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got 迷失 i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are 你 balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do 你 need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

The following morning I woke to the feeling of Kate's tail swooshing across my chest, and some low whispering chatter going on between the two girls. I opened my eyes and was presented with a view of Kate's back, her rear that was planted on my crotch, and tail that kept gently fanning across my chest, Katie was sitting near my right foot listening to what Kate was saying to her.
I smiled, "what are 你 two girls up to?"
"Ah! Nothing!" Kate exclaimed quietly. I looked over to my immidiate left and there lay Casey in his bed, fast asleep and snoring quietly.
"Oh sure!" I 说 sarcastically,...

Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Summer of 2011 Part 3. “The war was just begun.”

3 days later....

“OK guys! Listen up! We found where the group in the eastern territory are hiding. So we attack from here, and here. Garth will lead team 1 to the northern part, while team 2 will hit the middle and knock them south towards their territory. Team 1 你 will kill any in your way. Team 2 only kill if necessary. We will attack at first dawn, so be up 2 hours before sunrise so we will be there right at dawn.” Kate went back to her 巢穴, den, 书房 after her big speech. Humphrey slowly followed her back. He...

Ok, here is whats going to happen. For those who may get the wrong idea. Katie and I WILL get back together. I am not telling 你 when where 或者 how its going to happen. This kind of reminds me of that movie "No Strings Attatched" with a seasoning of revenge on it. Kate and I are sex 老友记 who only want their mates back. In order to get them back according to a plan 由 Kate, they must constantly have sex in order to make their mates, who are in a relationship with eachother out of anger, jealous and want them back.


The thunder continued to boom. Kate's howl echoed through the forest. My sobs...

One 日 while Kate is out on a hunt, she finds a weird looking human knocked out. On his shoulder says UNSC and they take him to the pack. But Kate seems to be developing feelings for this new visitor.


Kate had awoken early in the morning to begin her hunt for the united pack. She realized it would take a lot 更多 to hunt now that she had 更多 mouths to feed. She took Humphrey (who was now trained), Scar, and Katie (my mate!). "Alright, where are 你 little shits?" Katie growled. "Someone is pissed off this morning." Kate said. "I'm fucking hungry." Katie 说 with a groan. "Hell, I am too."...

IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm 日 in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big 日 for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did 你 wash your 毛皮 with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...

After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the 巢穴, den, 书房 all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her 心 ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, 或者 Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...

Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt 你 can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...

Chapter 3: Omega Hostage

Upon their return to Jasper, the group, now composed of Kyle's pack, hid just behind the tree-line, out of sight of King and his Rouge Wolves. 或者 so they thought.

As they were talking amongst themselves, trying to figure out what to do, a group of Rouge 狼 came out from nowhere and attacked the group. In the chaos, a smaller group came out from behind the bushes and kidnapped Humphrey, taking him hostage.

"Kate!" he shouted as he was being dragged away. Kate turned to see him being carried off. She went to go after him but was stopped 由 the Rouges. Their numbers...