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A few years back, I was at a 五分钱乐队 concert. As could be expected from Nickelback, it was AMAZING! They were playing all of their biggest hits, like "Another Hole in the Head", "Someone That You're With", and "Something in your Mouth". All were great, but they hadn't managed to hit my 最喜爱的 songs.
Then, like 4 hours into the concert, which had involved the band throwing beers into the crowd, Chad Kroeger telling a ridiculously dirty joke that involved a dog, a wife, and a boat, and the 鼓手 and lead guitarist getting into a Yo Mama joke contest, the lead guitarist fell off the stage...

*Athor's note this will take place from the last part about when garth Asks if ur pickin a fight with me i'll see ya at Oakmont St. bar*

garth walked right up to him and 说 "Listen if your picking a fight meet me at the bar Oakmont St." But there was one thing Humphrey was afraid of His monster...It was mean dark and vicious It would kill anything that threatened it. ~1HourLater~ Humphrey was waiting outside the bar and he had just drunk a whole bottle of whiskey then Garth pulled up in his car along with his buddies. Then one of his buddies hit Humphrey with a crowbar and KO! Humphrey was...