well, another 年 and another "Swan Princess" movie's coming out... and we get a trailer... where the hell to start? well, i'll start 由 saying: why, Crest? couldn't 你 just, oh i don't know, stop the franchise at the third movie? that would've been 10x times better. but no, they just had to butcher the franchise with a god awful fourth movie, and now they're making another one....
so yeah, like 你 can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again 由 Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice 或者 whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped 由 giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think 天鹅 Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and 你 can tell i'm not looking 前锋, 期待 to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already 发布 the trailer in here, and 你 guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the 动画片 actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, 嘿 at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the 动画片 might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and 你 can clearly see that the background moves but the 马 DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when 你 can't even get your characters to 移动 properly? it was just awkward. the 模特 still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her 或者 drown her 或者 whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the 动画片 might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
so yeah, like 你 can predict, in "Swan Princess 5" we're joined once again 由 Prince Derek and Princess Odette (she still looks terrible in CGI) and this time, they adopt a little girl named Alice 或者 whatever. i don't give a shit, i just don't. they're all happy for... who knows, then the girl gets kidnapped 由 giant flying squirrels. can that sound any stupider? these squirrels think 天鹅 Odette's evil cause they believe in this prophecy or... whatever. so it's up to Derek and Odette to save Alice and that's gonna be the movie. and 你 can tell i'm not looking 前锋, 期待 to it at all, but i still gotta watch and review it, cause i promised my friend i'd do it. yea, i'm a idiot.
now, i already 发布 the trailer in here, and 你 guys been saying "the animation's a bit better", and yeah i gotta admit, the 动画片 actually is improved a little. but that still doesn't help, cause this movie looks just boring! i can already predict how it's gonna go: giant flying squirrels kidnap Alice to get to Odette; Derek and Odette follow them; Odette saves Alice and tells the squirrels she's not evil; the squirrels turn good and Derek, Odette and Alice re-unite. boom, the end!
if it turns out i'm wrong, 嘿 at least i was close. but if i'm right, don't come back running to me cause this movie's gonna suck for sure. the trailer has a lotta spoilers and at one point, i think they actually showed the ending in the damn trailer. and that spoils the whole movie, that's why this trailer's not good at all. also the 动画片 might improved a little but it's still shit. like there's a scene in the trailer where Odette and Derek chase after the flying squirrels, and 你 can clearly see that the background moves but the 马 DON'T! how cheap does your movie gotta be when 你 can't even get your characters to 移动 properly? it was just awkward. the 模特 still look like shit, they did polish Odette's face, but she still looks ugly. Derek's a dork, and the flying squirrels... oh god! these gotta be probably some of the worst CGI animated flying squirrels i ever seen! if they were meant to be cute, they're not. they're just creepy! they believe in this prophecy that Odette's evil and so they gotta kill her 或者 drown her 或者 whatever. from that part alone, i can tell this movie sounds mean spirited when it supposed to be cheerful and fun. since when did Richard Rich thought it was a good idea to make flying squirrels look like uglier clones of Sid from "Ice Age"?
i didn't like this trailer at all, guys. i can tell "Swan Princess 5" gonna suck. the 动画片 might be a little bit better, but it still looks like shit, Odette and Derek are just ugly in CGI animation. the premise sounds pretty stupid and uninteresting, and it don't help the fact the trailer just spoils the movie, cause now i think i know what's gonna happen in this movie. dear god, i really hope this is the last one, cause the Alpha and Omega franchise will end at A&O 5 for sure. so why would this keep on going? i got no idea, and i hope that never happens.
The plot is also crap. It's a cheap ripoff remake of The Lion King but with bears and wolves. LAZY. A&O 8 also manages to rip off other 电影院 like Open Season and even some of the past A&O 电影院 (particularly the original and A Howl-iday Adventure).
And don't get me started on Princess Canue. At least the other bears look like fucking bears. I don't know what the hell is up with Canue and that ugly-ass hairstyle. Not much to complain about character-wise but she's pretty hard to look at.
I don't recommend it. It's not Dino Digs BAD. It's not even The Great 狼 Games BAD, but it's still bad. I give it a solid D. Way to go, Tom Kane... NOT.
