"Tag your it!"Kate 说 as she ran."Im so going to get you!!" I 说 as i was running to catch up."Come and get me then slow poke!"she 说 over her sholder as she ran into the deep part of the forest.When i reached the edge of it i heard a terrified scream."Kate!"i yelled as i ran into the deep part, forgetting my own safety.As i broke into a clearing i stoped and listened for her.As i stood there i started to remember my own safety making me nervous."K-kate come on this isnt fun any more."thinking she might be pulling a prank,untill i saw a motionless patch of light brown 毛皮 in the grass."Kate!!"i 说 in a panic.I ran over and saw claw marks all over her.I leaned over to see if she was still breathing when i heard"uuuggh".I said"kate-come on wake up!"as i shook her.Finaly she woke up she sat up and looked around as if she had never been here before.Finaly she saw me and said"excuse me but who are you?". "are 你 joking?'i asked.she shook her head no."Im humphry dont 你 remember me?".again she shook her head no."here is another question, who am i?"
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on 日 when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”
Jane blushed and 说 that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- 你 have a very dirty mind. Two -- 你 haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
Jane blushed and 说 that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said, “I know! The pupil of the eye.” The teacher replied, “Yes, very good Jimmy.”
The the teacher turned to Jane and said, “Jane I have three things to say to you: One -- 你 have a very dirty mind. Two -- 你 haven't been studying hard enough. And three -- you're going to be very disappointed!”
