To my wonderful, kind, sweet, dear friend Ashley,
I just wanted to say that I am so, so, so damn sorry for what I did to you. I really am sorry, baby. The reason I did what I did was because I was under tremendous amounts of stress. All of mine and Phil’s failed attempts to make a baby, plus the way I was rudely misinformed about Red losing his virginity to Lilly just got to my head and made me do things I had no control over. If there was a way to take back what I did to you, I would. I never meant to cause 你 so much pain to your sweet, tasty little 爱情 region. 你 know how much I 爱情 playing with that spot, hehe!
Anyway 你 should know what I’m saying 由 now. I 爱情 你 and again, I am really sorry for putting 你 through that pain and suffering. I hope 你 can find it in your 心 to forgive me but if 你 won’t, then I’m fine with it. I just needed 你 to hear my apologies.
Additional to this apology, I also present to 你 a gift. One of my most prized possessions; my, well now yours, Marcel and Paddy squeaky toys. Surely 你 hate those ugly bastards as much as I do. Hehe! Hope 你 enjoy them
Well thanks for hearing my apology. I 爱情 you, baby. Never forget that. *kisses*
PS: I destroyed the taser. Threw it in the bathtub, let the damn thing short itself out.
I just wanted to say that I am so, so, so damn sorry for what I did to you. I really am sorry, baby. The reason I did what I did was because I was under tremendous amounts of stress. All of mine and Phil’s failed attempts to make a baby, plus the way I was rudely misinformed about Red losing his virginity to Lilly just got to my head and made me do things I had no control over. If there was a way to take back what I did to you, I would. I never meant to cause 你 so much pain to your sweet, tasty little 爱情 region. 你 know how much I 爱情 playing with that spot, hehe!
Anyway 你 should know what I’m saying 由 now. I 爱情 你 and again, I am really sorry for putting 你 through that pain and suffering. I hope 你 can find it in your 心 to forgive me but if 你 won’t, then I’m fine with it. I just needed 你 to hear my apologies.
Additional to this apology, I also present to 你 a gift. One of my most prized possessions; my, well now yours, Marcel and Paddy squeaky toys. Surely 你 hate those ugly bastards as much as I do. Hehe! Hope 你 enjoy them
Well thanks for hearing my apology. I 爱情 you, baby. Never forget that. *kisses*
PS: I destroyed the taser. Threw it in the bathtub, let the damn thing short itself out.
