Emmett's Comedy
Chapter One
It was the very first 日 of school in the small town of Forks, Washington. A pretty boring town if 你 ask me. Low crime rate, high optimism rate. Like I said- pretty darn boring!! Rose took the usual twenty hours to choose what outfit she wanted to wear. I was so close to just chucking her out the window, burning all of her clothes and making her go in a make-shift toga make out of a 床, 床上 sheet. But I am too nice to do that. (Though, doing that would add a lot of fun to this boring town!! Forks would have their first albino Greek Goddess!)
So it was upstairs with Rose...
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