Tea: (While on the phone) No way! How?
Joey: How what?
Tea: Shhhhhhhh! Really? Oh my God that's so great!
Joey: What's great?
Tea: Shhhhhhhhhhh! So everyone? On the whole sub?
Joey: Everyone on the whole what?
Tea: Just stuff your chicken!
[After 茶 explains the beginning of an iTea webcast]
Joey: Why doesn´t Tristan say "in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?
Tea: No one knows!
Tristan: I know!
Tea: No one cares!
(doing a Terrible Theatre segment)
Yugi: Might I also have some food, father?
Tristan: No! Floss my toes!
Yugi: (sobbing) Oh, Father!
Baby Joey: Get between Daddy's toes! MYEEHEHEHEH!
Yugi: Father, please, it smells like gorganzola!
Joey: How what?
Tea: Shhhhhhhh! Really? Oh my God that's so great!
Joey: What's great?
Tea: Shhhhhhhhhhh! So everyone? On the whole sub?
Joey: Everyone on the whole what?
Tea: Just stuff your chicken!
[After 茶 explains the beginning of an iTea webcast]
Joey: Why doesn´t Tristan say "in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?
Tea: No one knows!
Tristan: I know!
Tea: No one cares!
(doing a Terrible Theatre segment)
Yugi: Might I also have some food, father?
Tristan: No! Floss my toes!
Yugi: (sobbing) Oh, Father!
Baby Joey: Get between Daddy's toes! MYEEHEHEHEH!
Yugi: Father, please, it smells like gorganzola!

1.Prepare deck,and on turns 你 have just a strong cards like Dark Magician,Blue Eyes White Dragon (i have it not deck of it) and many more!
2.Use a strongest card in one turn.
3.Never ever say that 你 listened to this 文章 cause,people will look at it and cheat against 你 be careful.
4.Last turn,you have to choose a strongest card EVER to beat your opponent easy.
5.Drop all weak and useless cards.
Look at those cards,they are so easy to cheat with.
Hope 你 enjoyed cheating.
(NO RUDE COMMENTS)
If 你 have some weak cards,you can go to 商店 tommorow 或者 today/tonight 或者 some another day.Then,drop every weak cards (they have like a 900 and less (1000 and 更多 is stronger) like a Kuriboh haves less than that).
:v




Okay, i'v decided to make a lion king 粉丝 fiction, and before I post the real thing..... Just wanted to say, "I do not own YU-Gi-Oh, 或者 The Lion King!"
I would also like to introduce the cast. ^^ Here we go.
Joey-Timon
Tristan-Pumbba
Bakura-Scar
Yugi-Kovu
Mana-Kiaria
Aknamkanon- Mufasa
Atem-Simba
Tea-Nala
Mai-Zira
Rebecca-Vitani
Mahando-Zazu
Ryou-Nuka
Seto-Rafiki
Okay, I hope 你 will enjoy this. Comment, tell me what 你 think.... :/
So i'd also like to point out I tried to make it as human like as possible..... If I failed a little, i'm sorry..... :/ I think you'll enjoy it though, I worked very hard on this.......
I would also like to introduce the cast. ^^ Here we go.
Joey-Timon
Tristan-Pumbba
Bakura-Scar
Yugi-Kovu
Mana-Kiaria
Aknamkanon- Mufasa
Atem-Simba
Tea-Nala
Mai-Zira
Rebecca-Vitani
Mahando-Zazu
Ryou-Nuka
Seto-Rafiki
Okay, I hope 你 will enjoy this. Comment, tell me what 你 think.... :/
So i'd also like to point out I tried to make it as human like as possible..... If I failed a little, i'm sorry..... :/ I think you'll enjoy it though, I worked very hard on this.......
Monsters x25
Umbral Horror Ghoul x2
Umrbal Horror Unform x2
Umbral Horror Will o' the Wisp x3
Malicevorous Spoon x2
Malicevorous Fork x3
Malicevorous 刀 x3
Gil Garth x2
Legendary Fiend x1
Dark Jeroid x2
Bowganian x2
Drillage x2
Sangan x1
Spells x15
Rank-Up-Magic Limited Barian's Force x3
Rank-Up-Magic Numeron Force x2
Xyz Unit x2
Ego Boost x2
Shrink x3
Rush Recklessly x3
Traps x15
Reverse Glasses x2
Spikeshield with Chain x3
Number 墙 x2
Utopian Aura x2
Magic Cylinder x2
Draining Shield x3
Xyz Effect x1
Extra Deck x
Number 96: Dark Mist x2
Number C96: Dark Storm x1
Number 65: Djinn Buster x2
Number C65: Judge Doom the Adjudicutter King x1
Number 66: Master Key Beetle x3
Number 104: 伪装 x2
Number C104: Umbral Horror 伪装 x1
Umbral Horror Ghoul x2
Umrbal Horror Unform x2
Umbral Horror Will o' the Wisp x3
Malicevorous Spoon x2
Malicevorous Fork x3
Malicevorous 刀 x3
Gil Garth x2
Legendary Fiend x1
Dark Jeroid x2
Bowganian x2
Drillage x2
Sangan x1
Spells x15
Rank-Up-Magic Limited Barian's Force x3
Rank-Up-Magic Numeron Force x2
Xyz Unit x2
Ego Boost x2
Shrink x3
Rush Recklessly x3
Traps x15
Reverse Glasses x2
Spikeshield with Chain x3
Number 墙 x2
Utopian Aura x2
Magic Cylinder x2
Draining Shield x3
Xyz Effect x1
Extra Deck x
Number 96: Dark Mist x2
Number C96: Dark Storm x1
Number 65: Djinn Buster x2
Number C65: Judge Doom the Adjudicutter King x1
Number 66: Master Key Beetle x3
Number 104: 伪装 x2
Number C104: Umbral Horror 伪装 x1

Mokuba: "Hey Seto! Aren't 你 excited for Christmas?!?!"
Seto: "No."
Mokuba: "But Why?!?!"
Seto: "Do I need a reason?"
Mokuba: "OF COURSE 你 DO!!!! I thought we were going to Yugi's 圣诞节 Party tomorrow."
Seto: "That's my answer."
Mokuba: "Huh?"
Seto: *stands up 由 the 圣诞节 tree.*
Seto: "I don't want to go to Moto's party. I don't want anything to do with him."
Mokuba: *makes 小狗 dog face* "Please Seto! For me, please?!?!"
Seto: *sighs* "Fine, but don't expect to stay long."
Mokuba: *hugs Seto* "Thanks! You're the best bro ever!"
Seto: *hugs Mokuba back* "I know. 你 should be heading to 床, 床上 now if 你 want to go,"
Mokuba: "OK, Seto!" *runs to his room after saying good night*
Seto: *sighs, what am I going to do with that kid?, shakes head*

Monsters:
Small Piece Golem
Medium Piece Golem
Large Piece Golem
Sinister 链, 链轮
Dark Resonator
Twin Shield Defender
Mad Archfiend
Red Dragon Archfiend/Assault Mode
Trap Eater
Twin Sword Marauder
Dark Tinker
Strong Wind Dragon
Ogre of the Scarlet Shadow
Battle Fader
Power Supplier
Magic Hole Golem
Power Invader
Dark Bug
Sword Master
Archfiend Interceptor
Dread Dragon
Trust Guardian
Power Giant
Vice Berserker
Lance Archfiend
Power Breaker
Flare Resonator
Synchro Magnet
Barrier Resonator
Force Resonator
Clock Resonator
Synchro Monsters:
Red Dragon Archfiend
Exploder Dragonwing
Majestic Red Dragon
Chaos King Archfiend
Dark Highlander
Sirius the Blue Dog Star
Fusion Monsters:
Multiple Piece Golem
Small Piece Golem
Medium Piece Golem
Large Piece Golem
Sinister 链, 链轮
Dark Resonator
Twin Shield Defender
Mad Archfiend
Red Dragon Archfiend/Assault Mode
Trap Eater
Twin Sword Marauder
Dark Tinker
Strong Wind Dragon
Ogre of the Scarlet Shadow
Battle Fader
Power Supplier
Magic Hole Golem
Power Invader
Dark Bug
Sword Master
Archfiend Interceptor
Dread Dragon
Trust Guardian
Power Giant
Vice Berserker
Lance Archfiend
Power Breaker
Flare Resonator
Synchro Magnet
Barrier Resonator
Force Resonator
Clock Resonator
Synchro Monsters:
Red Dragon Archfiend
Exploder Dragonwing
Majestic Red Dragon
Chaos King Archfiend
Dark Highlander
Sirius the Blue Dog Star
Fusion Monsters:
Multiple Piece Golem

Sweet,and kind.