I waited until the sun had set before leaving the cave. The night sky was setting in as I walked through the forest. I found a large oak 树 and climbed up it. I climbed to the very top, then 鸽子 to the ground. I landed perfectly. I walked to the 海滩 and started doing tai chi under the clear night sky. I ran along the 海滩 and did an aryl. I did some back flips and landed nicely. Someone started to clap. I whipped around to find Wally and Robin standing there.
“What do 你 want?” I asked, pulling down my cowl.
“I was uh…wondering…” Wally started. Robin sighed loudly.
“Mr. Smooth over here was wondering if 你 could tell him how to pick up Megan” Robin snorted
“Well, for one thing, don’t use any of your stupid pick up lines on her. They are so cheesy. 你 need to be subtle, yet romantic” I pointed out
“My pick up lines are not cheesy! Are they Rob?” he turned to Robin
“Well, yeah. They are, a bit. Okay they put the C in cheese” I shrugged
“You 说 they were good!” he exclaimed
“I was lying” Robin admitted
“Girls, girls you’re both pretty. Now back to what I was saying” I interrupted
“Wow. First time I’ve ever been called pretty” Wally sighed
“Anyways, when I look for a boy, I look for a listener; someone who listens to my problems and tries to help me sort through them, even he doesn’t fully understand them” I explained
“So, 你 want me to go listen to M’gann go on and on about her problems?” he asked
“And try to help her with them” I nodded
“Thanks Zina. Hey, I just thought of some new pick up lines. Can I try them on you, because you’re the only person awake at this hour?” he asked
“Robins awake” I pointed out
“Um, two problems: we’re both guys and we’re both straighter then a ruler” he pointed out
“Fine. If 你 must. I shall give 你 the exact response a girl would give you” I agreed
“Okay, here’s the first one: I must’ve died and gone to Heaven, because you’re my angel” he grinned
“To blunt. Next” I dismissed
“If I had one wish, I’d wish for you” he said
“Better, better. Next” I nodded
“Wanna squeeze my theorem while I poly your nominal?” he grinned pressing his body against me. I slapped him so hard I left a giant red mark on his cheek.
“OW! That really hurt!” he protested
“You told me to give 你 the exact response any girl would, so I did” I said
“What do 你 want?” I asked, pulling down my cowl.
“I was uh…wondering…” Wally started. Robin sighed loudly.
“Mr. Smooth over here was wondering if 你 could tell him how to pick up Megan” Robin snorted
“Well, for one thing, don’t use any of your stupid pick up lines on her. They are so cheesy. 你 need to be subtle, yet romantic” I pointed out
“My pick up lines are not cheesy! Are they Rob?” he turned to Robin
“Well, yeah. They are, a bit. Okay they put the C in cheese” I shrugged
“You 说 they were good!” he exclaimed
“I was lying” Robin admitted
“Girls, girls you’re both pretty. Now back to what I was saying” I interrupted
“Wow. First time I’ve ever been called pretty” Wally sighed
“Anyways, when I look for a boy, I look for a listener; someone who listens to my problems and tries to help me sort through them, even he doesn’t fully understand them” I explained
“So, 你 want me to go listen to M’gann go on and on about her problems?” he asked
“And try to help her with them” I nodded
“Thanks Zina. Hey, I just thought of some new pick up lines. Can I try them on you, because you’re the only person awake at this hour?” he asked
“Robins awake” I pointed out
“Um, two problems: we’re both guys and we’re both straighter then a ruler” he pointed out
“Fine. If 你 must. I shall give 你 the exact response a girl would give you” I agreed
“Okay, here’s the first one: I must’ve died and gone to Heaven, because you’re my angel” he grinned
“To blunt. Next” I dismissed
“If I had one wish, I’d wish for you” he said
“Better, better. Next” I nodded
“Wanna squeeze my theorem while I poly your nominal?” he grinned pressing his body against me. I slapped him so hard I left a giant red mark on his cheek.
“OW! That really hurt!” he protested
“You told me to give 你 the exact response any girl would, so I did” I said