I walked down the road, eating a 浓情巧克力 flavored waffle. There was this 随意 guy behind me, and he had a long beard. He reminded me of someone, but I couldn't put my finger on it!
I turned around. The guy stopped walking. "Are 你 following me?" I asked.
"Umm..." He began, stuttering and nervously twirling the tip of his beard.
"My 浓情巧克力 flavored waffle is extremely violated 由 your presence. I can just taste it," I declared, eating another bite.
"Well, have 你 ever seen Adventure Time?" He 说 in a low voice. I nodded. "Well, i'm the Ice King."
I gasped. This man, a famous, princess-stealing...