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Oops! This poor ABC News anchor probably had no idea how much he resembled the rapist in this news segment!
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 A 流行的 illustration of Catoast antigravity device (taken from uncyclopedia - creator did not provide his name)
A popular illustration of Catoast antigravity device (taken from uncyclopedia - creator did not provide his name)
Long-standing scientific theory holds that a combination of Murphy's Law ("if something bad can happen, it will"), Finagle's Corollary to Murphy's Law ("if a buttered piece of 烤面包, 吐司 is dropped, it will always land 牛油, 黄油 side down") and the old saw that "a cat always lands on its feet" would result in either a perpetual motion device 或者 a method of levitation involving a cat with buttered 烤面包, 吐司 strapped to its back. The theory goes that the two conditions ("the cat will land on its feet" and "the 烤面包, 吐司 will land on the butter") create a conundrum exception to physical laws, since both conditions...
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101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start...
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