Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i 说 so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought 你 couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do 你 see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one 你 hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red 玫瑰 while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
音乐 stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet 你 are so plain. NOW 你 RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! 你 didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt 偷了 James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course 你 didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: 你 like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: 红豆杉 weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: 吸血鬼 cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: 你 are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than 你 but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: 你 only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL 哈哈 WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: 嘿 Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i 说 so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought 你 couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do 你 see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one 你 hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red 玫瑰 while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The 爱情 of my life, 你 are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
音乐 stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet 你 are so plain. NOW 你 RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! 你 didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt 偷了 James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course 你 didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: 你 like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: 红豆杉 weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: 吸血鬼 cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: 你 are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than 你 but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: 你 only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL 哈哈 WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: 嘿 Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever 你 can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When 你 go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what 你 will be doing in five 分钟 every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. 电子邮箱 her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
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I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of 你 guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate 你 all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start 阅读 them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D 哈哈 and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what 你 write :D*****