最佳, 返回页首 Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. 你 can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. 你 can go wherever 你 want when 你 日期 both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. 你 can take Edward 首页 to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. 你 can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because 你 shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes 你 need an air conditioner, and sometimes 你 need a 太空 heater.
9. Who says 你 can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because 你 refuse to be affected 由 territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a 列表 of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and 你 are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the 爱情 of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I 爱情 Edward Cullen!!!
If 你 have any 更多 ideas, post 'em on the 评论 board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One 更多 thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and 你 are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the 爱情 of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I 爱情 Edward Cullen!!!
If 你 have any 更多 ideas, post 'em on the 评论 board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One 更多 thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!