Well, for one thing, Bill loved eating crab. So, as usual, he brought some crab to the feast. He shouted, "May every crab live in peace tonight!!!" Everyone stared at him, even though they knew that Bill was often very peculiar and loved crab.

You can add to mine now.

(We already have 2 pass around stories, but, yay! Another one!)

Bill liked to read Glamour magazine and to play on Webkinz, as well. He had 25 pets, and couldn't wait until he got another one! Sure, he was 30, but he rarely talked to people, so they couldn't judge him.

Bil had pets like cats, dogs and birds, but he really wanted a tarantula. The problem was, he didn't know where to find one. So while he was helping set up the table for the feast, he started thinking about where he could get one. Suddenly, next to the salad, he saw something that was dark brown and fuzzy...

When most would scream, he squealed with joy, and sounded rather like a pig. Oh.... he thought, That's just Jan's pudding....

He sighed. When in the world would he get his tarantula? Just the next day, as he woke up, he was just making breakfast, when from the microwave crawled out a large, hairy tarantula. Bill gasped. It was like a dream come true. He kissed the hairy spider. [Ick. This is just too disgusting to even write about.]
Bill yelled, "I LOVE YOU, HAIRY!!!"
And he paused. Hairy...Herry...HARRY!!! That was the perfect name.
Bill quietly whispered to Harry the tarantula, "You know...I never really saw the world until you came along."


Sorry to make it seem like the ending everyone. You can continue on with it and make it seem like it's not the end.

Bill took his tarantula to his room, where he fed it bugs he found on the window. (eww)
Bill went to sleep and woke up the next morning to find Harry on the desk. He brought Harry down to breakfast and while eating his cereal, Harry decided to.....

Show Bill which end poop comes out of a tarantula. Talk about a lot. Bill was so disgusted but he sniffed and cleaned the poop. The poop smell gave him a terrific idea which was . . .

To create a perfume!! His cat seemed like it wanted to eat it, and, well, some people might just happen to like the smell! He could spray it on his cats' pills, and sell it in stores everywhere! He would call it, "Tarantula Turd". It was genius! So he went to......

the store and asked if he could set up a booth outside. The manager said...

"No you crazy loon! This is a Walmart, not a Weirdmart!"

Bill was sad so he went to the park. He was walking by the lake when....

A duck attacked him! Apparently the smell of Tarantula Turd really made him mad. Bill ran away screaming, but came back in a few minutes to....

find Harry making out with the duck! (or it looked like they were anyway). As if by magic, a crab appeared and kicked Harry's Arse, telling him, "THIS IS MY BIRD! GO FIND YOUR OWN!"...

So Bill bent over and took the crab home, planning at first to cook him, but decided to keep him, and the duck, as pets. Of course, he only kept the duck for Harry. He already had 5 ducks.