Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Scare Tactics! In the episode me, Chef, and some of our interns scared the pee out of our 22 contestants... well it wasn't hard to scare Maylene. 讨好, 小鹿 unwrapped a new secret, and Chef unwrapped some bees for Team Real's boys. In the end, we ended up with a double elimination with Alice and Maylene sending them both home. Who will win? Who will laugh.. I mean lose. Find out right now, on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Real boy's trailer)
Cole: I can't believe Alice is gone.
Chilly: I can...
Cole: What did 你 say?!
Chilly: nothing......

Chris: Maylene!
Maylene: HI everyone!! Nice to meet 你 all! I'm Maylene-
Layla: Yeah, we got that.
Maylene: (starts to cry)
Layla: What a cry baby.
Liza: Grow a 心 Layla. Are 你 okay Maylene.
Maylene: Yeah. I guess.

Maylene: (skipping) Skipey-skip. Skipey-skip!
Jason: Will 你 shut the hell up ass-hole?!
Maylene: (starts to cry)

Maylene: what is this? (holds up pancake)
Jason: A pancake dumbass!
Maylene: This isn't a pancake. Why isn't it in a shape?
Fawn: It never has to be in a shape.
Maylene: YES IT DOES!!! (starts to cry)
Jason: What a shity motherfucking cry baby.

Maylene: (skiping down the stairs)...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Are contestants got in 2s and raced around the film lot. They stopped at 2 pit-stops to do a side challenge. And man was it messy. In the end, thanks to Garrett's un-tied shoe, he cost his team the win. Making him go in the Bug-o-shame saying good-bye. (thunder is heard) Who will win? Who will scream? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check! (thunder is heard)

(Theme song)

(Team Real's Girl's Trailer)
(Thunder is heard)
Maylene: (under covers in the bed) (screams)
Alice: Dang, it is really pouring hard out there.
Ashley: Do 你 think We'll...

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Reality Check! We had a fashion 跑道 based on the reality 显示 "Project Runway". Are contestants had to 设计 there best cloths, and their worst make-up job. Lily showed us an interesting surprise and Lance showed that he can be a model. In the end, it was Team Fake who won the 3rd time in a row winning a reward of a make-over! Will team Fake win for the 4th time in a row. And if they would've, did I just jinx them? Find out right here. Right now. On Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake boy's trailer)
Vincent: Agggghhh...
Blake: What's your...

Jason: (exits bus) What the Fuck is this place?
Lia: Total Drama Action film set. Ever seen Total Drama?
Jason: What the Fuck is Total Drama. Sounds like some kind of Shitty show.
Chris: 移动 ON!!!!
Jason: Wo Bitch!

Jason: (spits on the ground)
Elisa: (gasp) How dare 你 disrespect nature like that?!
Jason: Shut up Bitch.

Jason: Confessional? Psh. I don't need any Shity confessional to talk about stuff in. I can say what ever the Fuck I want to say out here in the open.

Jason: What the Fuck? I'm with a bunch of Fucking Girls!?
Joss: Hey!

Jason: What a shity place.
Ashley: Are 你 kidding me? This place...

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Reality check! 24 teens spit into 4 groups of 6 going into different house. Some house mates acted good. Some... not as well as others... Alice, Cole, Jason, and Layla were kicked out of the house. But in the end, it was Team Real who 迷失 the challenge and as a reward for the winning team, Team Fake, they got to pick there tailor. Nice chose Team Fake. (In an Australian accent) Now it's time to survive down under mates. Will our contestants survive? 或者 will they die? Find out right here on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Real Boy's tailor)...

Chris: We've been to the Island.... TWICE! We've been Around the World... TWICE! Now we're going back to the place where we haven't gone Twice.... The Total Drama Action film set! As 你 can see, nothing has changed... sadly. But that will all change. Because this season is going to be BIG! We are having some returning characters and some new characters. Now here comes the bus for the returning characters.
(Bus pulls up)
Chris: We have, (says as they step out of the bus) Fawn!
Fawn: YAY!
Chris: Lia!
Lia: Hello everyone!
Chris: Lance!
Lance: WOHO!!
Chris: Cole!
Cole: Oh yeah! Back again!
Chris: Annie....