A naughty story, written 由 me and Gelooogen :)

Some of the funniest, wisest and most perverted 语录 from the sexiest 吉他 player in the world :) Enjoy!

A story I wrote here the other day. Warning : if 你 can`t stand sex stories, don`t read it

I found this on Simbio.com

If 你 find any of these offensive like, "Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson," this was not me, this was actually Tom. xD