Plot

You’re welcomed into the theatre 由 ushers with (London-ly overpriced) Spam sandwiches and are sat in front of a large portcullis. The orchestra start the overture and the scene is set for us 由 The Famous Historian (Darren Southworth). After a slight mix up with words (I’m not going to give it all away to you!), Tim 咖喱 enters majestically onto the stage as King Arthur accompanied 由 his faithful servant Patsy (David Birrell).

We also meet Robin (Robert Hands) the dead-collector and Lance (Tom Goodman-Hill), trying to fob Not-Dead-Fred (Southworth, again) off on the cart. During the...