It's freaking 2 in the morning! 你 know what that means!
Fair warning, this one has an image of Miley's VMA performance.
Perfect. Everything was going right in Icy’s life for once—she had the dragon fire, she was about to take over the universe, and there was free wi-fi. Everything is better with wi-fi.
Everything.
Wi-fi is love. Wi-fi is life.
Icy promised Darcy and Stormy that she wouldn’t get distracted 由 the wi-fi during the final battle. She knew she was lying. I mean come on? What was 更多 important than checking her buttbook status 或者 her notsoinstantgram and she had to make sure all her hashtags onpsychotic-blue-goose were in check. Icy also had to go on YourTubes—Nightwash and Without Any Temptations were releasing new songs. While Your 衬衫 Is Still Red (A song about Bleach) and Kind-Of Cold 皇后乐队 were going to be hits! Not to mention Stormy’s obsession with Wayne Maine, Icy’d find a way to illegally download his song ‘Best of Both Twerks’ for her.
And that’s just what she was about to do when they arrived at Alfea. Icy wasn’t very thrilled to say the least. She was in the middle of watching a cat video! But Darcy snatched her iPad away. How dare Darcy take the one good thing Earth had to offer!? Icy remembered it like it was one episode ago; back in episode 18, before Bloom got 首页 she’d found the girl’s mom’s iPad just lying on the sofa. With much stealth she hid it in her hair. Ever since then she and the iPad never left each other.
“OMG Icy, you’re always telling us to stay focused.” Darcy snapped.
“That was before iPads.” Icy whispered to herself. “That was a long time ago.”
“Seriously Bloom, put that thing down already!” They heard Stella shout.
This caught Icy’s attention. She looked in Bloom’s direction. There it was. In her hand. Another iPad! Icy promptly took her own back, only to find that she had one new message. That was always exciting! Someone messaging her!
Well, except this time Icy wasn’t too pleased with the message;
Clearly this meant war. Icy opened up imagestore. She would make an image that bloom would never forget. With a few touches of the screen Icy had created a master piece. Witch a wicked grin she hit send.
“Well screw 你 too!” Icy heard from across the battlefield clearly Bloom had received the message; for 你 Bluemers;
It only took a few 分钟 for the 下一个 reply to come in. And this one was even 更多 insulting than the first!
Two cold play at that game. Icy thought. Quickly she logged onto her 最喜爱的 image editor. Bloom was gonna 爱情 this one—she even added a troll face for good mesure;
Darcy and Stormy let out rather deep sighs. This was absolutely ridiculous…all this time spent getting the dragon 火, 消防 and the woman wasn’t even going to use it!
“Okay Icy…” Darcy muttered.
“Shhhh…silence Darcy. I am at war right now, I need to concentrate.” Icy hushed.
“At war my bumcheeks!” Stormy threw her hands in the air.
Icy burst out laughing and promptly shot Bloom a quick
To which Bloom responded;
A good 小时 sailed on past, clearly the women were running out of ideas. As Icy was fairly certain that
was a sufficient insult.
Clearly Bloom agreed;
Clearly these women had to be stopped. So Stormy grabbed both iPads and chucked them into the lake, leaving both women to their sobbing.
It was a lesson learned; never bring an ice witch near Earthly technology.
Fair warning, this one has an image of Miley's VMA performance.
Perfect. Everything was going right in Icy’s life for once—she had the dragon fire, she was about to take over the universe, and there was free wi-fi. Everything is better with wi-fi.
Everything.
Wi-fi is love. Wi-fi is life.
Icy promised Darcy and Stormy that she wouldn’t get distracted 由 the wi-fi during the final battle. She knew she was lying. I mean come on? What was 更多 important than checking her buttbook status 或者 her notsoinstantgram and she had to make sure all her hashtags onpsychotic-blue-goose were in check. Icy also had to go on YourTubes—Nightwash and Without Any Temptations were releasing new songs. While Your 衬衫 Is Still Red (A song about Bleach) and Kind-Of Cold 皇后乐队 were going to be hits! Not to mention Stormy’s obsession with Wayne Maine, Icy’d find a way to illegally download his song ‘Best of Both Twerks’ for her.
And that’s just what she was about to do when they arrived at Alfea. Icy wasn’t very thrilled to say the least. She was in the middle of watching a cat video! But Darcy snatched her iPad away. How dare Darcy take the one good thing Earth had to offer!? Icy remembered it like it was one episode ago; back in episode 18, before Bloom got 首页 she’d found the girl’s mom’s iPad just lying on the sofa. With much stealth she hid it in her hair. Ever since then she and the iPad never left each other.
“OMG Icy, you’re always telling us to stay focused.” Darcy snapped.
“That was before iPads.” Icy whispered to herself. “That was a long time ago.”
“Seriously Bloom, put that thing down already!” They heard Stella shout.
This caught Icy’s attention. She looked in Bloom’s direction. There it was. In her hand. Another iPad! Icy promptly took her own back, only to find that she had one new message. That was always exciting! Someone messaging her!
Well, except this time Icy wasn’t too pleased with the message;
Clearly this meant war. Icy opened up imagestore. She would make an image that bloom would never forget. With a few touches of the screen Icy had created a master piece. Witch a wicked grin she hit send.
“Well screw 你 too!” Icy heard from across the battlefield clearly Bloom had received the message; for 你 Bluemers;
It only took a few 分钟 for the 下一个 reply to come in. And this one was even 更多 insulting than the first!
Two cold play at that game. Icy thought. Quickly she logged onto her 最喜爱的 image editor. Bloom was gonna 爱情 this one—she even added a troll face for good mesure;
Darcy and Stormy let out rather deep sighs. This was absolutely ridiculous…all this time spent getting the dragon 火, 消防 and the woman wasn’t even going to use it!
“Okay Icy…” Darcy muttered.
“Shhhh…silence Darcy. I am at war right now, I need to concentrate.” Icy hushed.
“At war my bumcheeks!” Stormy threw her hands in the air.
Icy burst out laughing and promptly shot Bloom a quick
To which Bloom responded;
A good 小时 sailed on past, clearly the women were running out of ideas. As Icy was fairly certain that
was a sufficient insult.
Clearly Bloom agreed;
Clearly these women had to be stopped. So Stormy grabbed both iPads and chucked them into the lake, leaving both women to their sobbing.
It was a lesson learned; never bring an ice witch near Earthly technology.
