Damon’s surprises.
"Wait...so your saying...that I'm not...but...how?" Asked Damon thoughtfully
Mean while Stefan felt as if he won the lottery, considering what Damon most have done to him over the years he deserved it.
"I think it would explain a lot about you, Damon." Stefan said, “Why we look nothing, at all, alike. 或者 why MY parents named me after St. Stephan. And maybe-"
"Are 你 sure, Stefan? Are 你 absolutely sure?"
"Damon, DNA. tests don't lie."
"How?"
"How…? Oh, I found some of your hair in a tree. Then I took it to a DNA specialist ,who just happened to be a vampire, and I got mailed the results today."
"Why?"
"I was bored."
"…I could ri-"
"'rip my 心 out and not think twice about it' how many times are 你 going to say that before 你 actually do it?"
"So I’m not…" Damon 说 changing the subject.
"Not even related.”Stefan 说 finishing Damon's sentence.
"You’re telling the truth."
"Why wouldn't I, Damon? Oh, I know why, you've been messing with me since I could remember. But I am telling the truth."
"Ok, fine. Is there any thing else I need to know?" asked Damon sensing his "little brother" was holding something back.
"Yes, but that is a surprise, that will be here tomorrow for lunch…umm…you should… 你 should go hunting. Not your hunting though my hunting, 你 know for animals.”
Perfect, thought Damon, 更多 people.
Ding-dong!!
“Nobody’s home!” Yelled Damon from behind the door.
“Oh, come on Damon, let me in!”
“No I don’t think so.” 说 Damon.
“What if I 说 I had a surprise for you?” asked the mystery person.
“What if I 说 no?” 说 Damon.
“Oh, don’t be a party pooper. Let me in.”
“Not 由 the hair on my chiny chin chin.”
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your door in.” 说 the other person.
"Do it!” yells Damon.
Then there was a faint blowing noise and the door popped open. “I have a key 你 know.” 说 Elena as she walked through the door behind the other girl.
“Well hello beautiful.” 说 Damon to the other girl.
“She’s your cousin.” 说 Elena as she walked past him looking for Stefan.
“Oh, hello cousin.” 说 Damon
“Hello. I’m Isabella.”
“Italian?” asked Damon,
“Just my name.” 说 Isabella.
"I see 你 two have met....well see ya latter."said stefan.
"so you're just going to leave us?"asked damon.
"yep." answered elena and she and stefan walked out the door after saying good bye and good luck to isabell.
"Well." 说 Damon," we're alone... in a big house...would 你 like a tour 或者 would 你 like to help me mess up stefan's room?"
"invasin of privicy...not my thing. i think ill go with the tour."
"suit your self...you hungry? i have 足球 mom in the fridge."
"WHAT!?!"
"friut punch. i made it my self."
"i think i'll pass."
"suit your self."
to save time: damon showed isabell the houes saveing stefans room for last and leaveing out most of the basement.
"are 你 sure 你 dont want to help me make stefans room look 更多 like a teenagers room?" asked damon as he opened the door for isabell to see stefans rancked room.
"it looks like someone all ready did." 说 isabell
"oh. guess he hasnt cleaned up from last time. ah ha! this should drive him crazy." wispered damon picking up stefans current diarie.
"thats not nice." 说 isabell giveing damon a shot of vervain through his side.
"neather was that."said damon as he fell to the ground.
(i know its long and it will get longer. sorry but at least u wont have to 搜索 all of the 文章 to find every thing)
"Wait...so your saying...that I'm not...but...how?" Asked Damon thoughtfully
Mean while Stefan felt as if he won the lottery, considering what Damon most have done to him over the years he deserved it.
"I think it would explain a lot about you, Damon." Stefan said, “Why we look nothing, at all, alike. 或者 why MY parents named me after St. Stephan. And maybe-"
"Are 你 sure, Stefan? Are 你 absolutely sure?"
"Damon, DNA. tests don't lie."
"How?"
"How…? Oh, I found some of your hair in a tree. Then I took it to a DNA specialist ,who just happened to be a vampire, and I got mailed the results today."
"Why?"
"I was bored."
"…I could ri-"
"'rip my 心 out and not think twice about it' how many times are 你 going to say that before 你 actually do it?"
"So I’m not…" Damon 说 changing the subject.
"Not even related.”Stefan 说 finishing Damon's sentence.
"You’re telling the truth."
"Why wouldn't I, Damon? Oh, I know why, you've been messing with me since I could remember. But I am telling the truth."
"Ok, fine. Is there any thing else I need to know?" asked Damon sensing his "little brother" was holding something back.
"Yes, but that is a surprise, that will be here tomorrow for lunch…umm…you should… 你 should go hunting. Not your hunting though my hunting, 你 know for animals.”
Perfect, thought Damon, 更多 people.
Ding-dong!!
“Nobody’s home!” Yelled Damon from behind the door.
“Oh, come on Damon, let me in!”
“No I don’t think so.” 说 Damon.
“What if I 说 I had a surprise for you?” asked the mystery person.
“What if I 说 no?” 说 Damon.
“Oh, don’t be a party pooper. Let me in.”
“Not 由 the hair on my chiny chin chin.”
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your door in.” 说 the other person.
"Do it!” yells Damon.
Then there was a faint blowing noise and the door popped open. “I have a key 你 know.” 说 Elena as she walked through the door behind the other girl.
“Well hello beautiful.” 说 Damon to the other girl.
“She’s your cousin.” 说 Elena as she walked past him looking for Stefan.
“Oh, hello cousin.” 说 Damon
“Hello. I’m Isabella.”
“Italian?” asked Damon,
“Just my name.” 说 Isabella.
"I see 你 two have met....well see ya latter."said stefan.
"so you're just going to leave us?"asked damon.
"yep." answered elena and she and stefan walked out the door after saying good bye and good luck to isabell.
"Well." 说 Damon," we're alone... in a big house...would 你 like a tour 或者 would 你 like to help me mess up stefan's room?"
"invasin of privicy...not my thing. i think ill go with the tour."
"suit your self...you hungry? i have 足球 mom in the fridge."
"WHAT!?!"
"friut punch. i made it my self."
"i think i'll pass."
"suit your self."
to save time: damon showed isabell the houes saveing stefans room for last and leaveing out most of the basement.
"are 你 sure 你 dont want to help me make stefans room look 更多 like a teenagers room?" asked damon as he opened the door for isabell to see stefans rancked room.
"it looks like someone all ready did." 说 isabell
"oh. guess he hasnt cleaned up from last time. ah ha! this should drive him crazy." wispered damon picking up stefans current diarie.
"thats not nice." 说 isabell giveing damon a shot of vervain through his side.
"neather was that."said damon as he fell to the ground.
(i know its long and it will get longer. sorry but at least u wont have to 搜索 all of the 文章 to find every thing)
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damon and stefan are 吸血鬼
this girl elena are fighting betine this two boys that are vamipers
stefan would warter drink aminlem blood then humon blood
damon is strong and stean is wreak sometimes
damon can change shape to a 乌鸦
know in twilght jacod can chage in to a wofe
edward is a vamiper that suks aminelm blood
and it a 爱情 trinkel to with jacod and edward
the vamiper d are why better and we get to wait longer and we got tv shows and not 电影院 to so we don't have to buy movie tickest and stuff but we get up early to see them so are 你 with me
and lets see if we can get 1,000 reason why are story is better
damon and stefan are 吸血鬼
this girl elena are fighting betine this two boys that are vamipers
stefan would warter drink aminlem blood then humon blood
damon is strong and stean is wreak sometimes
damon can change shape to a 乌鸦
know in twilght jacod can chage in to a wofe
edward is a vamiper that suks aminelm blood
and it a 爱情 trinkel to with jacod and edward
the vamiper d are why better and we get to wait longer and we got tv shows and not 电影院 to so we don't have to buy movie tickest and stuff but we get up early to see them so are 你 with me
and lets see if we can get 1,000 reason why are story is better