I was watching tv when I first saw it. It was a commercial for something. Usually I don't watch infomercials, but this one caught my attention. It was a commercial for something called a Snuggie. It was talking about how 你 could where it to sporting events and how they even have them for dogs! I had my eyes glued to the TV when my mom walked in.
"What are 你 watching, Avery?" she asked.
"Nothing, mom." I replied, distracted.
"Oh, well I was just wondering what 你 wanted for lunch" This caught my attention.
I paused the Tv.
"Um, what are my options?" I asked.
"We have pb and j"
Ew... I thought....