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Phil Wenneck: Tracy, it's Phil.
Tracy Garner: Phil, where the hell are 你 guys?
Phil Wenneck: Listen, we fucked up. We 迷失 Doug.
Tracy Garner: What? We're getting married in *five hours*.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah... that's not gonna happen.

Phil Wenneck: Whose fucking baby is that?
Stu Price: Alan, are 你 sure 你 didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan Garner: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its 领, 衣领 或者 something.

Alan Garner: 嘿 Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself...
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Chapter 1 : The Big Surprise

"Okay honey, your father and I are about to leave , we left a jar of money on the 厨房 counter if 你 want to order pizza, since we're going to be out of the house for 2 weeks." Mom said, "And no parties,I've seen The Hangover." Dad added, "Ok, I won't do any parties and I can take care of myself." I replied. As my parents grabbed their bags and walked to the exit,"Bye Mom and Dad , have fun at San Francisco." I 说 to them, "Bye honey." Dad replied. Once they drove away, I heard the house phone ringing." Hello ?" I asked , Dude, it's me Link." Link answered,...
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