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TBBT - Leonard Hofstadter 语录 from every Season

posted by User20392

Dr. Leonard L. Hofstadter

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Leonard Leakey Hofstadter

Season 1

Leonard: I 爱情 cheesecake.
Sheldon: You're lactose-intolerant.
Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea.
''Pilot''.

Penny: Would it be weird if I used your shower?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: (to Sheldon) No!
Sheldon: No?
Leonard: No!
Sheldon: (to Penny) No.
''Pilot''.

Sheldon: I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom is our...

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Why Leonard and Penny belong together!

posted by robothor1111

Why Leonard and Penny Belong Together:

Because…

1.    At the beginning she asked if the “serious stuff” on the board was his.
2.    "Our 婴儿 will be smart and beautiful."
3.    He wrote her an apology letter.
4.    Mary Cooper 说 so, and she knows EVERYTHING!
5.    Despite what he 说 after his night with Leslie, he cares what she thinks.
6.    He didn’t take advantage of her when she was drunk.
7.    She helped pick out clothes for him.
8.    She...

TBBT F.F 4

posted by BigBangMad2005

It is night and Sheldon is in 床, 床上 when suddenly Arthur shows up.
"Why are 你 here" 说 Sheldon
"I don't know" sad Arthur
"It could be because I'm going to France with Amy" 说 Sheldon
"well...why would that be bad" 说 Arthur
"I'm going to be proposing to her" 说 Sheldon
"W-w-what" 说 Arthur
"I 说 I'll be proposing" 说 Sheldon
"Well...are 你 ready" 说 Arthur
"Yes...she has been so patient with me I want to 显示 her how much I care" 说 Sheldon
"Ok" 说 Arthur
"Well....bye" 说 Arthur

*the leaving 日 the air port*
"I can't believe we're going to France" 说 Amy

*at the hotel at dinner*
"Amy.........will 你 marry me

*to be continued*

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Sheldon in a Summary

posted by AoifeF1

Sheldon was raised in Galveston, Texas 由 his mother, Mary Cooper, an overtly devout Evangelical Christian and George Cooper. The only member of his family to have encouraged his work in science was his grandfather, who died while Sheldon was still a child. His aunt also encouraged Sheldon 由 giving him medical equipment, "in case his work in physics failed."

He was interested in physics from an early age, and was a child prodigy, although due to his behavioral quirks and his lack of humility about his superior intellect, he was bullied 由 classmates and neighbors. Sheldon entered college at the age of eleven, and at age fourteen he graduated from college summa cum laude. From then he worked on his doctorate, was a visiting professor at the 大学 of Heidelberg in Germany, and was the youngest person at the time to receive the Stevenson Award. Sheldon is now a theoretical physicist doing research at Caltech.

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TBBT - Howard Wolowitz 语录 from every Season

posted by User20392

Howard Wolowitz

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Howard Wolowitz

Season 1

[trying to assemble Penny's new wardrobe, 阅读 the instructions]
Wolowitz: Oh, boy! I was afraid of that!
Leonard: What?
Wolowitz: These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components. This, right here, is why Sweden has no 太空 program
"The Big Bran Hypothesis".

Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no 更多 Sheldon. I am the sword...

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写作 Faults In Penny

posted by robothor1111

Okay, part two of my five part “Writing Faults in (Insert name here). Part one was Sheldon, this part is Penny. I think I’ll do Leonard next, because I think that Raj and Howard are very, very consistently written so I need to do some serious re-watching from the Raj-And-Howard-Are-Out-Of-Character perspective. It was mainly the big three I was thinking of when I decided to do this, so…yeah, Raj and Howard may be a while.
Anyway, here’s Penny’s, and again, if anyone has any Raj 或者 Howard suggestions, hit me with a PM, I’ll credit you!

Rebound Pattern

In the beginning of season two...

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Howard and Raj... Just like husbad and wife

posted by shenelopefan

This TBBT friendship is one that nobody can understeands. Is the Raj ans Howard´s friendship. We know that they have 迷失 of things in common, like the sociological clichés and the geeky parts in their personalities. Also we know they have especial problems with women, Raj can´talk with them and Howard still living with his mother (a really 果冻 mother, 由 the way).
But why are they just like husband and wife? In the episode 15, season 2, when Leonard´s mum appeared for the firts time, Leonard tell her about the Raj´s problem and Howard´s codition and she said: "The selective mutims and...

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写作 Faults In Sheldon Cooper

posted by robothor1111

Faults In Sheldon Cooper’s Character

Now, when I say ‘faults’ in Sheldon’s character, I don’t mean the things I don’t like about him. I’m not going to detail here examples of when I think he was selfish, 或者 about how I think all his friendships, for the most time and in my opinion, are kept 由 the efforts of the other people. However, it annoys me whenever I read Finn Hudson hate on Glee, and I adore Leonard Hofstadter so much I get annoyed when I read hate about him. I would be a hypocrite to 发布 an 文章 about what I do not like about Sheldon-and not to mention there are...

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TBBT theme song... great

posted by shenelopefan

The theme song of TBBT is great. Explicative and has great music. The liricks are the next:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years 以前 expansion started, wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a 墙 (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a 秒 and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up...

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What is funny, and what is not.

posted by hey287

She likes him! They are friends!

Ok this episode contains my 最喜爱的 S/P FRIENDSHIP scene ever. It was sweet and hilarious.

And I believe that most BBT 粉丝 didn't like the way the 显示 turned Sheldon into a child. It was creepy(on Leonard and Penny's part), and most defenitely not funny.

Again, this 文章 does not belong to me - It belongs to Arabian on Livejournal.

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The 秒 half, which laid the Sheldon-as-child trope to that absurd degree, was so false and affected, however, that even the sweet moments contained were eye-roll worthy. Ah well, we still had that first half where it was revealed that both Sheldon...

TBBT F.F

posted by BigBangMad2005

Sheldon is in his spot 阅读 scientific american when Amy comes in and says "WHAT ARE 你 DOING IT IS ARE ANNIVERSARY. 你 WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE RESTAURANT AN 小时 AGO!!!!"
"what?" 说 Sheldon
Amy leaves and slams the door behind her and goes to penny's. Amy knocks very harshly.
"hay Amy whats new " 说 penny.
Amy lets herself in sits on the 长椅, 沙发 and says "Sheldon is jerk and I'm never speaking to him again"
"I 说 whats new but ok" 说 penny.
"what happend" 说 penny
"he didn't 显示 up for are anniversary" 说 Amy.
meanwhile at Sheldon's place Lenard and Sheldon are standing round...

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TBBT Rules Part 2

posted by shenelopefan

The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life

51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like

52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga

53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then 你 should maybe repaint

54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry

55. If 你 like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess

56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz

57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?

58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language

59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off

60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, you...

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你 Know You're Obsessed When...

posted by robothor1111

I've been making this 列表 over the past four months 或者 so. Far 更多 of these apply to me than I care to mention.

Oh, and one 更多 thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.

You know 你 are obsessed and consumed 由 The Big Bang Theory when…
    You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
    You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
    You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
    You have sung the aforementioned song...

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The War To End All Wars

posted by rb30999

So here I am 写作 a new 文章 this time as anything that i've 发布 previously has actually been too long to have been just a comment. But that's the way I am.

For those of 你 who recognise the significance of the 标题 I like 你 already.

For those who don't here's an explanation. This is how the First World war was referred to at the time. It was supposed to be the war to end all wars but earthlings didn't stop at that did they?
It is also an attempt to refer (jokingly) to the Leonard-Penny Sheldon 三角形, 三角 being played all over the net.

I do prefer Leonard Penny and have also posted...

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In for a Penny

posted by bradetown

Opening Scene

Penny, Bernadette, and Amy are out on the town, celebrating Penny getting the 下一个 set of Preparation H commercials. Raunchy jokes centering on “alternative” uses of preparation H are exchanged. Bernadette makes a 评论 that Howard likes how it helps “awkward” itches but makes his jewels smell “fresh”. Amy alludes to how Sheldon can give every possible use of KY 果冻 but what’s it’s really used for. [Laugh track] Penny consoles Amy that she will be satisfied some day. The bar tender brings a tray full of shooters and leaves. Bernadette 评论 on his tush and...

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Sheldon.

posted by notesofchange

I seriously want to nominate him for best character on tv. :) At first he drove me crazy, but now i anxiously wait to see what kind of "over-our-heads" braniac thing he will say. He kinda reminds me of a robot from some sci-fi 太空 odyssey that's been sent down to earth to live amongst the dumb humans. He really stands on the fine line of being a genius 或者 being completely insane. Sometimes i can't tell. :) On the last episode when Penny put the alcohol in his diet coke, i thought i was gonna die cuz i was laughing soooo hard. Seeing him playing that 钢琴 and 唱歌 was priceless. Anyone else like Sheldon as much as me??? I look 前锋, 期待 to 下一个 week's episode just to hear sheldon speak. Haha.

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What I Think Is In The Future...

posted by robothor1111

So I wrote this for my LiveJournal, but I thought I’d post it here. There are very, very minor spoilers for unaired episodes of the show, but insanely minor. Most of them are vague and I don’t know the specifics anyway.

Basically, Priya is frustrating me, but not for the reason that one may think. She’s just changing things, and in a way I don’t like. Not for my ship’s sake. Just because I don’t like drastic change, and I see that coming.

It’s Thursday. It’s Jim Parsons’ birthday. And we don’t even get a new episode of The Big Bang Theory. We don’t even get a rerun. Don’t...