I found this 列表 and wanted to share it with my fellow SPN addicts:)
The Twelve Steps of 邪恶力量 Addicts Anonymous
Disclaimer: This is meant all in fun and not as an insult to anyone going through any kind of twelve-step program. No offense to anyone is intended.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF 邪恶力量 ADDICTS ANONYMOUS
1. We admit we were powerless over 邪恶力量 and that our lives have become unmanageable because it's all we want to watch, talk about, write about, dream about ... 你 get the picture.
2. Not sure if we believe anything can restore us to sanity.
3. For better 或者 worse, we have turned our will and our lives over to the care of Dean and Sam Winchester.
4. We have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves to find out whether we're most like Dean, Sam, Bobby, Castiel, Ruby, John, Mary, Bela, Lucifer, Crowley, 或者 any of the myriad other characters.
5. We have admitted, to ourselves and to any other human being who will listen, the exact nature and extent of the extreme addiction we face (except maybe at work ... and to some family members ... OK, let's face it, we often hide).
6. We may not be entirely ready to have this defect of character -- our SPN addiction -- removed!
7. If and when that ever happens, we will humbly ask to have our shortcomings removed -- but we can't think about that now!
8. There is a (usually long) 列表 of all persons we had harmed (or forced to listen to us rant, 或者 taken up time and 太空 with SPN-related things, 或者 annoyed) and eventually would like to make amends to them all -- 或者 have them 加入 us!
9. If these people won't listen to reason, they should be made to watch an SPN marathon to see the light for themselves, except if forcing them to do so would injure them 或者 others (but how could it?).
10. We must continued to take personal inventory and when we are wrong about something regarding SPN, promptly admit it and post a retraction.
11. We seek through prayer and meditation to have the 显示 last as long as possible (without jumping the shark) and, when it does have to end, that Jensen and Jared will make follow-up movies!
12. Having no idea how to deal with our SPN addiction, we seek the solace and companionship of others like us on the 邪恶力量 粉丝 Wiki and we carry this message to those who haven't found this site yet, so they can benefit as well
The Twelve Steps of 邪恶力量 Addicts Anonymous
Disclaimer: This is meant all in fun and not as an insult to anyone going through any kind of twelve-step program. No offense to anyone is intended.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF 邪恶力量 ADDICTS ANONYMOUS
1. We admit we were powerless over 邪恶力量 and that our lives have become unmanageable because it's all we want to watch, talk about, write about, dream about ... 你 get the picture.
2. Not sure if we believe anything can restore us to sanity.
3. For better 或者 worse, we have turned our will and our lives over to the care of Dean and Sam Winchester.
4. We have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves to find out whether we're most like Dean, Sam, Bobby, Castiel, Ruby, John, Mary, Bela, Lucifer, Crowley, 或者 any of the myriad other characters.
5. We have admitted, to ourselves and to any other human being who will listen, the exact nature and extent of the extreme addiction we face (except maybe at work ... and to some family members ... OK, let's face it, we often hide).
6. We may not be entirely ready to have this defect of character -- our SPN addiction -- removed!
7. If and when that ever happens, we will humbly ask to have our shortcomings removed -- but we can't think about that now!
8. There is a (usually long) 列表 of all persons we had harmed (or forced to listen to us rant, 或者 taken up time and 太空 with SPN-related things, 或者 annoyed) and eventually would like to make amends to them all -- 或者 have them 加入 us!
9. If these people won't listen to reason, they should be made to watch an SPN marathon to see the light for themselves, except if forcing them to do so would injure them 或者 others (but how could it?).
10. We must continued to take personal inventory and when we are wrong about something regarding SPN, promptly admit it and post a retraction.
11. We seek through prayer and meditation to have the 显示 last as long as possible (without jumping the shark) and, when it does have to end, that Jensen and Jared will make follow-up movies!
12. Having no idea how to deal with our SPN addiction, we seek the solace and companionship of others like us on the 邪恶力量 粉丝 Wiki and we carry this message to those who haven't found this site yet, so they can benefit as well
Anways, enjoy!
# 1: The give a fuck about "destiny".
# 2: They drive an Impala.
# 3: They make FBI-Agents look cool.
# 4: They live on credit card fraud and poker.
# 5: They're able to live in crap motel rooms.
# 6: They fight heaven and hell.
# 7: They can practically handle any wepon.
# 8: Dude, they killed Paris Hilton.
# 9: They're the real ghostbusters.
#10: They'd die for eacht other. ♥
#11: They have those kickass 老友记 like Bobby and Ellen.
#12: They were on set of "Hell Hazers II"
#13: They escaped from prison. More than once.
#14: Their clothes are awesome.
#15: They're great at research. Any kind.
And that's why we 爱情 them. ♥