1. WTF is wrong with 超人 Returns?
2. Did anyone know that 超人 is an American staple? Is it save to say Mickey 老鼠, 鼠标 will soon be a sewer rat? The American flag will have polka-dots? Coca-Cola will taste like warm Michelob? Sony will start making crappy defective video game products?.......oh.
3. The kid was too young. He was an excellent Clark Kent. Teenage 超人 is stupid. I got a film idea for Brandon Routh's teenage 超人 (go and look! It sucks but look anyway!) but here it didn't work.