((What happens when 你 mix the Potter/Weasley clan with Snape's Family and Friends, throw in a some Jalbus fluff and put them all in Snape's dungeon? Pure insanity.
WARNING: 阅读 this fic may cause breathing problems, unexplained pains in your sides, bladder problems, and watery eyes. If any 或者 all of these things occur, see your Potions master immediately.))


I strode into Potions grinning broadly. ((Quick note, this is after "Jalbus," obviously. 你 may want to read that first.)) It probably was because I was with my boyfriend, Albus S. Potter, son of my childhood hero. Talk about irony....

((What happens when the four Harry Potters meet? Nothing good. Book Harry is post-DH, and Movie Harry is OOTP. Movie Harry belongs to Warner Bros. Book Harry belongs to J.K. Rowling. Musical Harry belongs to Starkid. Puppet Harry belongs to his creator. Used without permission.))



Harry Potter was not in the greatest of moods. True, he DID defeat Voldemort (again), but it was turning out to be a not-so-satisfying victory. His scar, which was 拍击, smack, 味道 in the middle of his forehead, had started twinging again. That in itself wasn't a good sign.
Of course, a scar twinge could mean any number of things....

Hello guys!! Well, I'll try to keep this 列表 short so I don't bore anyone with my nonexistent offline life. 你 guys can keep calling me Snap since I'm a believer in being anonymous on the Internet (or maybe I'm just super paranoid, lol.)

-I started this when I say Snape on Twitter and thought, "I could do better than that." Whether 或者 not I have is still up for debate, though. Also, I chose FanPop because here I could connect with the 粉丝 besides just tweeting 随意 stuff to them...

-I 爱情 writing. I 爱情 it. I've been telling stories since I was a tiny kid. I want to get a book published...

Snape and women! - Or, why 你 missed prefer celibacy in?


In the universe is a lot of unexplained things. These include Severus Snape's 爱情 life, because he has not . True X Files! Yet we continually poured ourselves some romantic stories starring him. Here are some of the possible pairing.


I am a Casanova!



In the story, Hermione Granger, is his partner, who was an devious way to lure to drink a 爱情 potion. Then after he added any mind-altering drug they spend a passionate night together. Of course, as an experienced professor, he used the Exmemoriam on Hermione.



History with Drug



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