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企鹅 Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
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Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

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At-chu Chapter 1

posted by Skiparah

At-chu

AN/Lame title. It was the best I could think of.

The energetic tune of the bugal tone that sounded at
exactly six thirty every morning sent three penguins
leaping up and out of 床, 床上 in size order. Kowalski, Rico,
and Private all stood side 由 side in erect posture.
They gazed strait on, Kowalski's expression solid and
serious though still half-awake, Rico, a solemn expression
on his scarred face all the same 你 could see the phyco
fire in his antarctican eyes, Private, who was last in the order,
carefully wiped sleep from one 紫丁香, 丁香 eye, not breaking
his posture however. After waiting several seconds...

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企鹅 Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries)

posted by peacebaby7

Chase Scene: Take 1

Julien: "...Ah! A thief!
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Keep dancing!"

Maurice: "But there's no music!"

Julien: "I'll pretend I did not hear that!"

Julien: "Come back 你音乐 hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate--"

*--trip*

Chase Scene: Take 2

Julien: "Come back 你音乐 hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate noise!"

Julien: *causes Skipper to slip on bananas, causing him to drop a battery which he intercepts*

*Jumps to get another, misses, swings on a pole back around, and retrieves a 秒 battery*

2 分钟 later...

Skipper: "Ha, 迷失 him."

Julien: *swings in on snake...SMACK..."Oops. Sorry Skipper. Are 你 okay?"

Skipper: "I think I coughed up my spleen..."

CPR

posted by gina34

Skipper and kowalski are on the beach, he was 接吻 marlene he loved. Kowalski was surfing in the water, there were high waves. Than an 小时 later marlene would go swim in the sea. Skipper I go for a swim and surf, would 你 came too? No, skipper 说 I go sunbathing. Than she was in, the waves are so high that the surfboard fell of her and fell onto her head and she lose consciousness. She fell onto the bottom of the sea, she was drowning. A quarter later, skipper realised marlene isn't coming back and he began to 搜索 for her, but he didn't find her. He calls his team to 搜索 in the...

"Right Here Waiting"

posted by Skiparah

This is sort of a break from my story Crossroads.
The song "Right Here Waiting" Is 由 Richard Marx.

Screen fades to black..

I could see him in my mind. I remember him standing there on the peir. His head was down. I could tell he was troubled, badly. Perhaps this was not the time. I glanced down at the letter I held in my flipper. Perhaps not. I started to back away, then I stopped. No. I couldn't chicken out. If I didn't do this now I may never be able to do it again. I hesitantly tucked the tall 领, 衣领 of my raincoat over my shoulders and walked out under the dark grey clouds. My feet made little...

skippers secret brother and fell in 爱情

posted by skippersbro123

S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Juline; k: killer h:Henry b: Brittany K: Karla

one 日 when the penguins were finish with their mission everybody was watching TV and skipper grabbed a old picture out of the cabinet of him with his brother and skipper sighted a few times and when the team was coming just to know what was wrong skipper quickly put the picture away
P: whats wrong skipper
k: is their something wrong skipper?
r: yok k[ translation 你 ok?
s: im OK im just looking at my pictures

in till all of the crew figured out that skipper had a picture of him and his brother...

Button-sewed Lunacorns_Run Skipper...

posted by SkippX101

This may be just a one-shot...IDK? XD

It was a hot summers 日 in centeral park zoo, all the 动物 were either swimming 或者 catching a tan.

Kowalski was fiddilng with some new chemicals he had taken (or "borrowed") from a nearby lab. Skipper groaned as he waddled into the room, he had had a restless night's sleep and had red eyes and his night 帽 was still on.

P:Whats wrong Skippa?
S:*turns around swiftly* Your LUNACORN!
P:Wa?? Wa bout my Lunacorn?
S:It glows!!! IN THE DARK!!
P: So? I dont see the problem?
S:Its fancy glow keeps me up all night! I have been trained to keep a 迅速, 斯威夫特 eye out for any...

Honeymoon Mayhem!!!

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo. Lilly and Skipper had just gotten married the night before, and now they were heading off to their Honeymoon in Africa! (They wanted to say hi to some old 老友记 too.) ;D ! "Skipper! Im SO excited to finally be going away!" Lilly 说 cheerfully as she packed her purple duffle bag. "Skipper? SKIPPER!?" Skipper didn't hear her because he was too busy trying to stuff his suitcase with flamethrowers, 枪 and other weapons of mass destruction.....Typical Skipper! "Im sorry Lilly, I just wanna make sure were 安全 on our honeymoon." Skipper replied,...

skipper secret brother and fell in love, part4

posted by skippersbro123

S:skipper k:killer M:Marlene h: Henry B:Brittney k:Karla K:kowalski p:Private R:Rico A:alice

while skipper and his brother go to her office they see the other penguins
p:help!
k:helps us
r: hlp su ples translation( help us please

h: help us killer
B:help me
k: help get us out

while they do the plan that skipper told his brother all of a sudden Alice comes out and knocks out skipper
SB: skipper! skipper wake up i guess its up to me

while skipper unties skippers team and his team skipper brother carries skipper to his HQ

s: what happen?
k: Alice hit 你 on the back of the head and 你 knock out if it wasn't...

skipper's secret brother that fell in love, part 2

posted by skippersbro123

S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; h: Henry b:Brittany k: Karla k:killer m
while skipper and his brother were fighting they both went back to there HQ and skippers team was doing a mission about they been hearing strange noises around the zoo while skipper team figures that out his brother finished their mission
so when his brother went to Marlene's habitat skipper followed him

... Marlene habitat
k: 嘿 Marlene
m: 嘿 killer

m: i was wondering when we kissed did 你 really say 你 liked me

k:(*cough).... i may.....(*cough)a little
m:Ummm…(*cough) yeah…me too :)
skippers bro looks at Marlene...

skippers secret brother and in love, part 3

posted by skippersbro123

M:Marlene S:skipper k: Kowalski k: killer R: Rico P; private H: Henry B:Brittany K: Karla a: Alice
when killerr went to is HQ his crew was all watching TV
h: hello killer
b: 嘿 killer
k: 嘿 killer nice body

everybody stares at Karla and everybody quiet
k:...... uh i mean hi killer how are you
it was the night everybody has gone asleep but skippers team skipper and his team was asleep
k:team follow me leed

everybody fallow's killer into their Hq
k: whisper's ok Henry 你 go in their and hit kowalski in the head and knock out
h: got it
k: Karla 你 get Rico and hit him but if he dosent hit 你 bak then...

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Human-ized chapter one

posted by 29Kitty

It all started at a empty park,

"now skipper as 你 can see this new 射线, 雷 i made will turn us into humans wich will alow us to sneak around 更多 easly" 说 Kowalski, As the 老鼠, 鼠标 he was going to test it on shook in fear. As kowalski was talking, Skipper saw the 老鼠, 鼠标 escape. As he went sliding for it kowalski shot the ray, it bounced off a couple of trees and thene instead of hitting the 老鼠, 鼠标 the 射线, 雷分裂, 拆分 into two. One hitting skipper and the other hitting the 射线, 雷 breaking it. "Smashed atoms" screamed kowalski as he looked at the 12 年 old that stood in front of them. "Skipper that you"...

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the new penguins

posted by skippersbro123

one 日 at the new york zoo it was a nice sunny 日 and the penguins just finished doing a mission and the penguins were in the hq private was watching a movie called Bambi kowalski was working on invention skipper was drinking his coffee like everyday and Rico was brushing his doll's hair like always while they were doing that they heard a loud bang the penguins check what was it was a 箱, 板条箱 Alice bring it to the penguin's habitat and alice 说 something

why do we always have 企鹅 i hate penguin's

Alice left the penguin's habitat and she went back to her office and the penguins came out...

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SKIPPER WISH TRICK

posted by skipperluvs

ok so wuz searchin online and i found dis cool trik tingy...so i edited it!

QUIZ: (ANSWER ORALLY)

WUT DO U KNOW ABOUT SKIPPER?

WUT DO U WANT TO KNOW?

HOW OLD DO U TINK HE IS?

DO 你 TINK HE IS SMARTER DAN KOWALSKI?

HAVE U SEEN HIS MYSPACE?

SCROLL DOWN TO AND MAKE A WISH: TRY TO FIND DA DIFFERENCE IN DA PATTERN (ur wish must be realistic)

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Justin beiber reunites (FANFIC)

posted by 29Kitty

J; justin beiber,U,usher S;skipper K;kowalski R;rico P;private

while the boys were sleeping they hear a bang on the roof of the HQ

S; what in the name of mike is going on up there
K; i guess that we have two new penguins
S;pushes kowalski out of the way, your right and the girls 爱情 them
K;skip--
S; i know that kid, i know him
P; who is i---
S; 嘿 Justin, Justin
J;!:o Skipper
S yep thats me
J; it has been a long time since we talked
R grgyrhrge ( what are 你 talking about skipper)
J; what did he just say skip
S; uhh nothing *nuges rico*
U; uhh justin what are 你 doing down here
S; who is he
J; he is usher
U; the rapper not the person that get 你 smoothies and stuff
S; ya ya ya i know
J; really!
S; *whispers* no i didn't know who he was in the first place
J; oh ok
U; 你 need to get up there now justin now
J; ok ok ok ok i get it
S; ya i think 你 should go up there now
J;*wispers* don't get him mad

To be continued