《皮囊》 《皮囊》 Quote Contest

mdigs73 posted on Dec 19, 2010 at 05:28AM
so I know there was one of these going on but it hasn't been updated in 5 months so I thought I would start a new forum for it

rules:
one entry per person
5 days to enter


{Round 1} Cassie Ainsworth in Series 1: sophialover
{Round 2} Tony Stonem in Series 1: OCFan123
{Round 3} Sid Jenkins in Series 1: sophialover
{Round 4} Jal Fazer in Series 1: helenaj0nsson
{Round 5} Michelle Richardson in Series 1: wateringcan
{Round 6} Anwar Kharral in Series 1: skins_addikt
{Round 7} Maxxie Oliver in Series 1: skins_addikt
{Round 8} Chris Miles in Series 1: katie_07
{Round 9} Effy Stonem in Series 1 or 2: link
{Round 10} James Cook in Series 3: now open
last edited on Mar 05, 2011 at 08:41PM

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一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
Yeah. Wow, lovely... no. But I like that you're funny looking. It's cute, like, wow.
一年多以前 georgiapeach91 said…
" I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely"
一年多以前 sophialover said…
"So hey,WOW,fuck you Sid"
一年多以前 sophialover said…
...but nothing really beats "I didn`t eat for 3 days so I could be lovely" HAHA
一年多以前 Nibylandija said…
heart
Cassie Ainsworth: Wow, Maxxie, you look all horny.
Maxxie Oliver: You can tell?
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
@ Eff_xx, it has to be a quote from Cassie from series one, can you please change yours
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
link
round 2- Tony Stonem in Series 1

"I'm from Mars, you're from Venus. I do things, you worry about them. I sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide."
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一年多以前 sophialover said…
mischievous
"Don't be such a fucking vagina"
一年多以前 teo_rockeritza said…
I'm not sure if this one's from an actual episode or a web thing:

My last best mate's Maxxie. He's a bit new, he's a bit cool, he's a bit gay.
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
^yeah it is from a web thing but you can still use it :) i love that quote haha
一年多以前 OCFan123 said…
big smile
I said a punch, not a bitch slap!
一年多以前 helenaj0nsson said…
smile
Um, I don't know. I like your hair?
No? Your top's nice? I love you?
Any of those?
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
round 3: Sid Jenkins in Series 1

"Every time. Every fucking time. 'Buy three ounces of weed, Sidney.' Oh yes sir. 'Shove a bag of pill up your ass, Sidney.' Oh, right away. 'Come help me save some random bint.' Oh, could I? What have we learned, Sidney? Your friends are shitheads.
一年多以前 sophialover said…
"Michelle would never EVER fuck a horse"
一年多以前 brittlegirl94 said…
"Cassie, I don't care if you think you're odd, because I feel like singing when I see you. And you're beautiful. And I've been such a fucking chapstick this past few weeks. And all I want to do this morning is sit on top of Brandon Hill and hold you, and tell you how wonderful you are... and stick my hand down your knickers."
一年多以前 helenaj0nsson said…
"Cassie, I'm shit with words everything always comes out so crap. But I've doing some thinking and everything is getting clearer. The thing is Cass, I've woken up this morning, and the sun's shining through the window and its making me think of you."
一年多以前 Fireminess said…
*runs in* "You would not believe what I've just been through. I jumped out of a window, got chased into a bush, waded through a river. All the while being chased by your nutter of a dad... But it's okay though because I reckon I lost him."
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
link
round 4: Jal in Series 1

"Oh great, Tom. We're staying in a fucking prison."
一年多以前 wateringcan said…
Sid: is Tony in?

Michelle is giggling upstairs.

Jal: pretty much...
一年多以前 helenaj0nsson said…
You're supposed to respect womens' bodies, Muslim boy!
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
round 5: Michelle Richardson in Series 1

"I never want to see your tiny twatty cock ever again!"
一年多以前 helenaj0nsson said…
you're a dirty little slut who fucks around with other peoples boyfriends
一年多以前 wateringcan said…
No! Tell me like you'd die for me! Like nothing else matters, like your world stops turning because of me! Like you mean it, you little shit! Go on.
一年多以前 skins_addikt said…
You play clarinet and I look shaggable.
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
link

round 5: Anwar in Series 1

Anwar: Well, you're not exactly...
Sid: Not exactly what, exactly?
Anwar: Not exactly you know. A player, a don, an R Kelly, a baby daddy, a smooth criminal, a President of the USA, a Buddha Buddha Buddha cheese Buddha.
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一年多以前 skins_addikt said…
It's just that they look so disappointed that I'm not a terrorist.
一年多以前 helenaj0nsson said…
I don't wear a turban Chris.
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
link
round 7: Maxxie Oliver in Series 1

I lost my head... and then he gave me head. And then we got deported from Russia. And I'm really really sorry for being a slut, okay?
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一年多以前 helenaj0nsson said…
Cassie: wow maxxie you look all horny.
Maxxie: you can tell?
一年多以前 skins_addikt said…
Tony... we finally found something you're not actually good at.
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
link
round 8: Chris Miles in Series 1

Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choirgirls, colourful costumes, fellatio... Rabbits
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一年多以前 helenaj0nsson said…
This line right, Polly, this means you're going to live to at least eighty. And this line here means you should be very careful around electricity pylons and crocodiles.
一年多以前 skins_addikt said…
Chris: Look, oi, can we get some concentration here, please, for a minute? I know it seems hard, right, but think about it. This? This could lead to, you know, celebrity.

Jal: Chris, the Guinness Book of World Records is hardly celebrity.

Chris: Oh, it is. All right? I fucking love that book. Look, 'Chelle, would you stop eating the tools, please.

Michelle: It's not my fault you decided to go for sugar cube pyramids.
一年多以前 katie_07 said…
Sidney, do you want to tell me what's going on? It's like a fucking episode of "the OC" in here.
一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
link
round 9: Effy Stonem in Series 1 or 2

Love, love, love... what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

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一年多以前 skins_addikt said…
Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know came out my mum the wrong way. I hear words go past me backwards. The people I should love I hate, and the people I hate...

一年多以前 mdigs73 said…
link
round 10: James Cook in Series 3

Cook: What's the fucking difference? Nothing good ever stays with me, absolutely nothing.
Freddie: You've got me.
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一年多以前 skins_addikt said…
laugh
Grab my balls

haha, I think that can apply to both series 3&4. Ultra epic
一年多以前 Kackahaluzova said…
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK !!!
一年多以前 Eff_xx said…
FREDDIE: Cook, please... please just say it's OK.
Cook: I can't Freds, I just can't. I'm sorry. I just fucking love her. I'm sorry. I fucking love her.

Cook: [to Freddie] What do you want, my fucking blood? Cos' you've fucking taken everything else! You've taken fucking JJ, and now you're nicking her as well!