"Aren't 你 a little old for action figures, Sasuke-chan?" Mikoto asked as she looked over her son's shoulder to see what he was doing. "You're almost eight now."
"Pew, pew!" he said, making sounds with his mouth and waving his toys around in both hands. "You can never be too old for action figures, kaa-san. Are 你 tired of tou-san, yet?"
Mikoto blushed, saying, "That's different, Sasuke-chan. Daddy isn't a toy."
Sasuke pouted. "Sometimes I hear 你 calling him a toy."
Mikoto blushed even harder and patted Sasuke on the shoulder. "Keep playing, Sasuke-chan. I'll call 你 down for lunch soon, okay?"
"'Kay."
She shut the door to her son's bedroom and once he heard the click!, he resumed making his sound effects.
"Pew, pew! 超人 meets the dinosaur and—kerpow!"
"Really, Sasuke? 超人 doesn't meet dinosaurs," his brother Itachi 说 as Sasuke looked behind him, seeing Itachi in the once again opened door.
"Then what about Batman?"
"Batman doesn't either."
Sasuke pouted. "Then who does?"
"Honestly? Nobody that I can think of. Really, Sasuke, aren't 你 a little old for dolls?"
"They're not dolls, they're action figures."
"Same thing. You're, what, seven now?"
"Almost eight."
"Same thing," Itachi repeated. He held his hand out. "Come on, Sasuke. Let's go down to eat lunch."
Sasuke frowned. "Kaa-san 说 she would call."
"Doesn't matter. Let's go."
Sasuke grudgingly put his toys down and grumbled while walking past Itachi, not bothering to take his hand. His older brother smirked, used his fingers to poke Sasuke's forehead, earning an "ouch!" and then followed him downstairs.
The younger Uchiha played with his food. Literally.
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"I want a prince to sweep me off my feet like they do in the fairy tales," Sakura said, twirling around in her dress-up outfit. "Or maybe a superhero who could fly me around everywhere."
Hana laughed. "Sakura-chan, you're only seven and you're already planning a guy in your life? Sweetheart, 你 have so much longer to think about it."
"But kaa-san! I can imagine, can't I? While I'm at it, I also want a castle, and a pony, and lots of servants to do my bidding."
Her mother chuckled. "Marry the right guy and you'll get all of it. But until then, Sakura-chan, 你 have your whole life ahead of you."
"Whatever," Sakura said. She continued to twirl around in her dress until her mother said, "I'm going to go downstairs and clean up the house. 你 stay here and continue to be a good girl, okay?"
"Okay."
Sakura pranced around in her room, wearing her mother's high heeled shoes while she continued to spin, trying not to get dizzy. But once she felt her head spinning, she lied down on her 床, 床上 and took one of the thick storybooks that was on the dresser, opening up to a 随意 page.
"This story is about a girl who meets her prince at a ball," she 说 to herself, pointing to a 随意 line. She flipped the page. "And this one is about one who meets hers while she's locked away in the woods." She flipped once more. "This one is a girl who doesn't know she has a superhero boyfriend, and he saves her from evil."
Sakura continued to flip pages and point at the words while recognizing each story. Then, she closed the book, put it back on her dresser, and stared at the ceiling, kicking off her shoes.
"I wonder when I'll find my hero."
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five years later
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One was too old for action figures. The other was too old for fairytales. But occasionally, they would look back through their stuff and realize how much fun they had playing with their items that they would take ten 分钟 out of their life just to rewind the clock and be seven again.
"Hey, Sasuke, your 老友记 are here!" Itachi called from downstairs while Sasuke hurriedly put his action figures back in their cardboard boxes, swooping them under his bed.
"Coming!" he yelled, trying to hide evidence that he had been playing with his "dolls" again.
Sasuke ran downstairs, trying not to trip, while coming face to face with Naruto, his best friend, and Sai, his other close friend. He looked at Itachi in a way that said, "Go away, please," while giving another look to 火影忍者 and Sai, "Sorry about my lame-ass brother."
Itachi, understanding the 秒 look, wiggled his eyebrows and said, "It's alright, he was upstairs playing with his old dol—"
"Itachi!"
"Sorry. Action figures," he said, stressing the words. Sasuke flinched, knowing that ridicule would come, especially from Naruto, but instead…he looked at Naruto, whose eyes brightened up.
"Action figures? I 爱情 playing with them! I did when I was younger, and I still do now! Could I see what kinds 你 have?" 火影忍者 was jumping up and down with 欢乐合唱团 while Sasuke looked over at Sai, who blushed and looked down at his feet. Sasuke came to the conclusion that Sai was also interested in his toys and Sasuke half-smiled.
Itachi, however, was not pleased to know that his plan on humiliating his brother did not work out.
"Sure," Sasuke said. "It's upstairs. Let's go," he said, motioning to his friends. They followed him eagerly while Itachi sighed.
"Still just kids inside…"
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"He's so cute," Sakura said, lying on her 床, 床上 with a yearbook open while her 老友记 crowded 下一个 to her, shoulder to shoulder, trying to see which guy she was looking at.
"This one? Ew, no," Karin said, shaking her head. "You must need my glasses. Here," she said, taking them off and handing it to Sakura, who laughed and pushed them away.
"You don't like him? Fine, whatever. What do 你 think, Hinata?"
"H-He's alright."
"Means no. Gotcha," Sakura sighed. "Two vs. one. Can't win." She flipped the page and Karin said, "He's cute!"
"Neji? Uh, that's awkward," Sakura said, looking over at Hinata, who blushed. Karin had no idea of the relationship between him and Hinata.
"How so?"
"No reason. Next," Sakura said. "How about Suigetsu?"
"He's, uh…" Karin began. She blushed. "He's okay."
Sakura saw the look on her friend's face and wiggled her eyebrows. "Hmm." Then she looked towards Hinata, who cracked a small smile. "You like him, right?"
Karin sat up abruptly and shook her head. "No! Ew! Of course not. He's a weirdo. Look at that hair! And his teeth. Ugh. He probably never shaves 或者 anything. He's disgusting. I could never—"
"Don't worry," Sakura said. "Your secret is 安全 with me."
Karin, still wary, raised an eyebrow. "What about Hinata?"
Sakura laughed. "You really think Hinata would tell?"
The redhead calmed herself and said, "No, she wouldn't." She lied back down on her stomach and said, "So what about this guy for you, Sakura?"
"Nah. But maybe for Hinata. I heard this 火影忍者 guy is quite the troublemaker."
But 由 the way Hinata fainted and toppled over the bed, her face red as Karin's hair, they could tell that she already had a thing for him.
"But this guy," Sakura mentioned, pointing to a photo. "This guy is something."
Karin looked to see who she was pointing at.
"Uchiha Sasuke?"
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"This is so cool!" 火影忍者 said, taking out Sasuke's action figures. Sasuke didn't even need to tell his usually reckless friend to be careful, because 火影忍者 was handling them so carefully it didn't even seem like 火影忍者 anymore.
"These are pretty great," Sai mentioned.
"Thanks," Sasuke said. He took his 最喜爱的 hero out (Superman) and, feeling too embarrassed to make sound effects, nervously just waddled the figure across the floor.
"Fwoop," 火影忍者 said, waving them in the air, making his own record. "Kapow! Boom! Pow!"
Sai didn't say anything, but Sasuke could see that he, too, was enjoying himself.
"So, Sasuke," 火影忍者 said, putting down the action figure for a second. "Are there any girls that 你 think are cute in our school?"
"How did we get from action figures to girls?" Sai asked.
"Like 你 care anyway," 火影忍者 说 sarcastically, rolling his eyes but making sure Sai knew he was joking. "So, anybody interesting?"
"No."
"You sure? I swore I saw 你 check out some booty one time 或者 another…"
"They were in my way! Where else could I look?" Sasuke said, almost angrily. 火影忍者 raised an eyebrow.
"Whatever. So…?"
"I don't really know any of them well enough to say that I…harbor feelings for them."
"Harbor feelings? What are you, forty? Old hag, just name a girl in our class!"
"Okay, okay. How about…" Sasuke struggled to think of a girl's name, but being the loner he was, couldn't place one.
"I'm not going to be here forever, Sasuke. Here, let me help you. What about Karin? The redhead with the glasses?"
Sasuke shook his head. "No. She's not that great. Plus, she has a really loud voice. It's annoying."
火影忍者 frowned. "Okay, what about Hinata?"
"Neji's cousin? She's weird. Not fantastic, either."
"Ino?"
"The blonde with the ponytail? No way."
火影忍者 was running out of names. "How about TenTen?"
"She's the one with the buns, right? Too boyish."
"Temari?"
"She'd probably eat me."
火影忍者 couldn't think of anyone else, until one name popped up. "Sakura! The girl with 粉, 粉色 hair."
"Pink hair…?" Sasuke began. "Oh. Her." He thought for a 秒 and tried to remember her face. "Yeah. She's alright."
"Alright?"
Sasuke struggled to remember 更多 of her face, which was not very clear knowing that he hadn't really looked at her clearly before. "She's…pretty, I guess."
Sai looked away, putting the action figure down. He blushed.
火影忍者 whispered, "I forgot to tell you, Sai's also got a huge crush on Sakura. But he tries to hide it 由 bullying her and calling her ugly. It's okay. He's just insecure." 火影忍者 patted Sai's back. "It's cool, bro, Sasuke won't go after your girl."
Sai smiled and then picked up the action figure again. "Pew, pew," he said.
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"You're sixteen, teme! Are 你 going to drive yet?"
"No, dobe. I'm not that irresponsible. Plus, I have to get my permit," Sasuke 说 as 火影忍者 took a big bite out of the birthday cake that Itachi bought. Sai smiled as he snapped photos, cutting a piece of cake for himself.
"Permit, schermit. Drive without."
"I repeat. I'm not that irresponsible."
火影忍者 rolled his eyes while his lips were covered with frosting. "You're such a weirdo."
"At least I don't have a 拉面 fetish."
"Who 说 it was a fetish?"
Sai put the camera down and placed one hand on Naruto's shoulder, calming him while cutting another slice of cake for the boy. "Here," he said, giving it to the blonde. Then, he sat down 下一个 to Sasuke and put a hand on the Uchiha's shoulder. "Happy birthday, bro."
"Thanks, Sai."
Sai smiled and said, "So how does it feel?"
"How does what feel?"
"To be sixteen."
"No different than yesterday. Wait, aren't 你 sixteen? Why are 你 asking me?"
"Because the experience is different for everybody."
"I guess." Sasuke shrugged. "So, have 你 and that Sakura girl…?"
"No," Sai admitted, blushing. "I can't…I can't ask her out. I'm too scared."
"Well, what if 你 had 火影忍者 play wingman for you?"
Sai stared at Sasuke as if he were stupid. "You really think that's a good idea?"
Sasuke thought of what would happen if 火影忍者 did indeed play wingman. Instead, all he got was a monkey in a vest clapping symbols and then a huge 蘑菇 bomb exploding.
"You're right. Never mind. Well…" Sasuke thought about it for a second, realizing he wouldn't take back his words no matter how much he would regret it, and said, "What if I played wingman for you?"
"You'd do that?" Sai asked.
"Sure."
Sai patted his shoulder. "Thanks." He gave Sasuke a smile.
They all ate cake together while 火影忍者 tried to prove that he didn't have a 拉面 fetish, but perhaps maybe a 拉面 obsession.
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"Hey, Sakura," Sasuke said, coming up to her one 日 in the middle of the hallway while she was alone.
"Oh. Hi, Sasuke," she said. They hadn't talked much, only "hi's" sometimes and "see ya." But never 更多 than that.
"I know we don't talk much, and this may seem weird, but…" Sasuke rubbed his neck nervously, and Sakura froze. Was he going to ask her out? Would he be her superhero to sweep her off her feet? She had harbored a small attraction to him ever since the sleepover…
"Uh, Sai wants to ask 你 out. On a date. Sunday night."
"Sai…?"
"Yeah. 你 know, Sai…" Sasuke said.
Sakura didn't know what to say. She didn't really know Sai that well other than his jokingly 'ugly!' taunts. It wasn't that Sai wasn't good looking. He was. But she just didn't feel anything for her. She didn't know that he would be her prince.
Sasuke, however…he suddenly realized why his friend liked her so much. She had that sweet innocence that he never saw in other girls. Not even that Hinata girl. Her eyes were green, like limes, and her hair was soft and 粉, 粉色 and framed her face well. And when she smiled…
He almost wanted her for himself.
"I'm sorry," Sakura said. "I can't…I can't go on a 日期 with Sai."
Sasuke came back from his 幻想 and said, "Are 你 sure? If you're busy, then we can try and find a different date…"
"No, it's not that I'm busy. Sai seems really nice, but I don't think that…sorry," she said, stopping half-sentence.
Sasuke didn't know what he would say to his friend. Sakura bit her lip, said, "Bye, Sasuke," and walked past him.
Sai heard everything and sighed.
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"I feel awful," Sakura 说 as she told about what happened to Karin and Hinata. "Really, I do. I'd hate it if I got rejected."
"But 你 don't like him! You're just making it easier for both of you," Karin said, trying to comfort her. "It's okay, Sakura, 你 did the right thing."
"Really? Hinata, do 你 think so?"
Hinata nodded in approval, and Sakura smiled. "Thanks."
"But Sasuke, on the other hand…you like him, don't you? Remember that sleepover we had where we looked at his picture and 你 thought he was 'something?' Remember that? I saw the way 你 looked at him that night. Like he was a piece of 糖果 或者 something. Did 你 reject Sai because 你 liked Sasuke?"
Sakura didn't like Sasuke per se, but she did think he was cute and kind of had a crush on him. Maybe. But she knew that he was cute.
"I didn't reject Sai because I liked Sasuke, which I don't. I think. But because…yeah."
"You can't wait for your prince forever, Sakura."
"I know. But I'd still like to wait a little longer."
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"I'm sorry, Sai," Sasuke 说 as he sat 下一个 to him, 火影忍者 on the other side, both trying to comfort the rejected friend. "I know that 你 liked her a lot."
"It doesn't matter that much anyway," Sai said. "We probably wouldn't match."
"That's no reason to stop trying!" 火影忍者 said. "Me and Hinata are complete opposites, but look how great we are together!"
"Because 你 guys just work. Sakura and I don't." Sai looked at Sasuke. "You think she's pretty though, right? 你 说 so. And she thinks you're good-looking, too. I saw the way she looked at you. So why don't 你 go for it?"
"Because you're my friend, and 老友记 can't do that."
"Not if the other friend says it's okay," Sai said. "Besides, she probably thinks I think that she's ugly."
"She doesn't. She's smart enough to know that you're joking."
"Doesn't matter. But really, Sasuke." Sai looked at his friend. "I think that 你 might have the shot I didn't."
Sasuke wanted to say something, but the look in Sai's face made him realize he wouldn't be listened to. "Is it okay to try?" he asked.
"Yeah."
Sasuke put a hand on his friend's shoulder. "I'm sorry, bro."
"It's okay." He smiled.
Sasuke smiled back.
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Her fairytale book was ripping apart due to having been read so many times. She still knew each story 由 heart, but her absolute 最喜爱的 was the superhero who had a girlfriend in his regular alter ego and saved her from evil while she had no idea.
"Su-pa man," she said, 阅读 the Japanese. "So amazing."
While she continued to read her stories, Sasuke had taken out his old box of action figures and began to play with them again, locking the door and clearing his throat before he took out 超人 and his 恐龙 and started to make sound effects.
"Pew, pew!"
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Sasuke thought it would be alright to try to pursue Sakura once Sai had gotten over his crush. It had taken two years, but Sai seemed almost alright, and Sasuke had grown 更多 and 更多 drawn to Sakura when he saw her in school, the way she would laugh with her friends, tuck her hair back when writing, and put on glasses while she read a book deeply…
Sakura, on the other hand, was also becoming 更多 and 更多 smitten with Sasuke. The way his bangs dripped in front of his face, the way he walked, and the deep voice that echoed whenever he answered a 问题 in class.
The small crush she had at twelve turned into something bigger. Granted, it wasn't love, but still…she thought he was the closest thing to her superhero prince.
She wanted to see if he could be him.
"Hi, Sasuke," she said, walking 下一个 to him in the halls after class was over.
"Hey, Sakura," he said, a little surprised that she had come up to him.
"Are you…are 你 busy this week?"
"Depends. What day?"
Sakura thought for a moment. "Does Saturday evening sound good?"
"Seven?"
"Seven. I'll 电子邮箱 你 my phone number with the school email."
"Sure."
Sakura walked away, shy but proud. She had asked Sasuke on a date, and he had accepted.
He kept walking down the hall when he saw Karin approaching. He froze for a second, and Karin walked right up to him.
"So you're Sasuke. We need to talk," she said, pushing him into an empty room.
For some reason, Sasuke was afraid of what was going to happen.
"Now listen here. I'm one of Sakura's best friends. She has liked 你 for a long time. 由 long, I mean since she was twelve and we were stalking your yearbook picture. Don't interrupt, just listen. It's a long story. Anyway, she's still a little girl inside, waiting for her Prince Charming and superhero and all that, so if you're going to let her down, let her down easily. She may be old, but she's got the mindset of a kid who loves fairytales. The point is, she likes 你 a lot, and thinks that 你 might be the one for her."
Sasuke sat there in silence.
"Sorry to bother you." Karin left, leaving Sasuke to think about what she had just said.
She likes you.
With this newfound information, he left the room, a little dazed.
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He picked her up at seven sharp at her address. It was raining out, but luckily, he brought an umbrella. He wore nice jeans and a unbuttoned plaid 衬衫 over a T-shirt. When she opened the door, she was wearing a flowy 短裙, 裙子 and a 粉, 粉色 top, and he felt his 领, 衣领 tighten a little bit 由 the way the wind blew against her, making her look pretty and almost like a movie star.
"Hi," she said, almost breathlessly.
"Hi."
"Oh. 你 can come in," she said, opening the door a little wider.
"Thanks," he said. He took off his shoes and placed them 下一个 to the door, and she said, "I didn't know the weather would be bad. Guess I should have planned ahead," she laughed. "Uh, do 你 want something to drink 或者 eat?"
"I'm alright. Thanks."
"Okay. Well, we can stay here, 或者 we can hang out in my room…what do 你 prefer?"
Though the living room was nice, he kind of wanted to see what her room was like. He imagined it would be 粉, 粉色 and frilly with posters of boy bands and the fairy-tales that Karin 说 she liked, but he wanted to see for himself.
"Could we go to your room? I'd like to see what it looks like."
Sakura blushed. "Okay. But it's a little messy." She led him upstairs and he followed while they turned left and entered a plain white room with the occasional 花 decoration. The whole room was austere except for a few stuffed animals, clothes on the ground, and various 图书 on the shelves. A thick fairytale book was on her dresser, obviously worn out 由 having been read so much.
"It's not much, but it makes me happy," she said. She sat down on the 床, 床上 and patted the 座位 下一个 to her. "Here."
"Alright." He sat down, then pointed to her dresser. "You've read that a lot."
"Yeah. It's my favorite." She leaned over to get it and opened it up. "It's just a bunch of fairytales from when I was a kid. Princess meets prince stories. Saving the damsel in distress. That kind of stuff." She flipped the book to a certain page where he saw the pages were taped together securely with duct tape. It was a story of "Su-pa Man and His Girl." He didn't know the exact context, but could probably figure the storyline out.
"It's my favorite. This guy—Su-pa man, he has an alter ego as a regular guy. And he meets this girl, and falls in 爱情 with her, but she doesn't know that he's a superhero. So he dates her as a regular guy and then fights crime as a hero at night, and eventually she finds out and accepts him. And they go flying through the sky at the end and kiss. It's really sweet." She blushed. "But it's also really childish, too."
"I think it's cool." He looked at her. "I used to 爱情 playing with action figures all the time. My mom and brother teased me about it a lot. But it didn't matter. I liked them. I still play with them sometimes, to be honest." He should have felt embarrassed admitting it, but he didn't. "My 最喜爱的 hero was Superman."
"He's great, isn't he?"
"Yeah."
Sasuke looked at her eyes. He knew that she liked him. He knew that she was pretty. He knew that she was still a child inside, wanting love, but really, she was like other girls—wanting to find their hero.
Those eyes looked up at him and he knew how he felt about her. He secretly thanked Sai for having his old crush, because otherwise, Sasuke probably wouldn't even know what it was like to be attracted to someone like this.
"So, Sasuke," Sakura began, closing the book. "What hero would 你 want to be? Superman? Batman? Spiderman?"
He thought for a moment. And though all those choices would be great, he didn't want to be any of them.
Then, he closed his eyes and smiled.
"I want to be your man."
"Pew, pew!" he said, making sounds with his mouth and waving his toys around in both hands. "You can never be too old for action figures, kaa-san. Are 你 tired of tou-san, yet?"
Mikoto blushed, saying, "That's different, Sasuke-chan. Daddy isn't a toy."
Sasuke pouted. "Sometimes I hear 你 calling him a toy."
Mikoto blushed even harder and patted Sasuke on the shoulder. "Keep playing, Sasuke-chan. I'll call 你 down for lunch soon, okay?"
"'Kay."
She shut the door to her son's bedroom and once he heard the click!, he resumed making his sound effects.
"Pew, pew! 超人 meets the dinosaur and—kerpow!"
"Really, Sasuke? 超人 doesn't meet dinosaurs," his brother Itachi 说 as Sasuke looked behind him, seeing Itachi in the once again opened door.
"Then what about Batman?"
"Batman doesn't either."
Sasuke pouted. "Then who does?"
"Honestly? Nobody that I can think of. Really, Sasuke, aren't 你 a little old for dolls?"
"They're not dolls, they're action figures."
"Same thing. You're, what, seven now?"
"Almost eight."
"Same thing," Itachi repeated. He held his hand out. "Come on, Sasuke. Let's go down to eat lunch."
Sasuke frowned. "Kaa-san 说 she would call."
"Doesn't matter. Let's go."
Sasuke grudgingly put his toys down and grumbled while walking past Itachi, not bothering to take his hand. His older brother smirked, used his fingers to poke Sasuke's forehead, earning an "ouch!" and then followed him downstairs.
The younger Uchiha played with his food. Literally.
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"I want a prince to sweep me off my feet like they do in the fairy tales," Sakura said, twirling around in her dress-up outfit. "Or maybe a superhero who could fly me around everywhere."
Hana laughed. "Sakura-chan, you're only seven and you're already planning a guy in your life? Sweetheart, 你 have so much longer to think about it."
"But kaa-san! I can imagine, can't I? While I'm at it, I also want a castle, and a pony, and lots of servants to do my bidding."
Her mother chuckled. "Marry the right guy and you'll get all of it. But until then, Sakura-chan, 你 have your whole life ahead of you."
"Whatever," Sakura said. She continued to twirl around in her dress until her mother said, "I'm going to go downstairs and clean up the house. 你 stay here and continue to be a good girl, okay?"
"Okay."
Sakura pranced around in her room, wearing her mother's high heeled shoes while she continued to spin, trying not to get dizzy. But once she felt her head spinning, she lied down on her 床, 床上 and took one of the thick storybooks that was on the dresser, opening up to a 随意 page.
"This story is about a girl who meets her prince at a ball," she 说 to herself, pointing to a 随意 line. She flipped the page. "And this one is about one who meets hers while she's locked away in the woods." She flipped once more. "This one is a girl who doesn't know she has a superhero boyfriend, and he saves her from evil."
Sakura continued to flip pages and point at the words while recognizing each story. Then, she closed the book, put it back on her dresser, and stared at the ceiling, kicking off her shoes.
"I wonder when I'll find my hero."
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five years later
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One was too old for action figures. The other was too old for fairytales. But occasionally, they would look back through their stuff and realize how much fun they had playing with their items that they would take ten 分钟 out of their life just to rewind the clock and be seven again.
"Hey, Sasuke, your 老友记 are here!" Itachi called from downstairs while Sasuke hurriedly put his action figures back in their cardboard boxes, swooping them under his bed.
"Coming!" he yelled, trying to hide evidence that he had been playing with his "dolls" again.
Sasuke ran downstairs, trying not to trip, while coming face to face with Naruto, his best friend, and Sai, his other close friend. He looked at Itachi in a way that said, "Go away, please," while giving another look to 火影忍者 and Sai, "Sorry about my lame-ass brother."
Itachi, understanding the 秒 look, wiggled his eyebrows and said, "It's alright, he was upstairs playing with his old dol—"
"Itachi!"
"Sorry. Action figures," he said, stressing the words. Sasuke flinched, knowing that ridicule would come, especially from Naruto, but instead…he looked at Naruto, whose eyes brightened up.
"Action figures? I 爱情 playing with them! I did when I was younger, and I still do now! Could I see what kinds 你 have?" 火影忍者 was jumping up and down with 欢乐合唱团 while Sasuke looked over at Sai, who blushed and looked down at his feet. Sasuke came to the conclusion that Sai was also interested in his toys and Sasuke half-smiled.
Itachi, however, was not pleased to know that his plan on humiliating his brother did not work out.
"Sure," Sasuke said. "It's upstairs. Let's go," he said, motioning to his friends. They followed him eagerly while Itachi sighed.
"Still just kids inside…"
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"He's so cute," Sakura said, lying on her 床, 床上 with a yearbook open while her 老友记 crowded 下一个 to her, shoulder to shoulder, trying to see which guy she was looking at.
"This one? Ew, no," Karin said, shaking her head. "You must need my glasses. Here," she said, taking them off and handing it to Sakura, who laughed and pushed them away.
"You don't like him? Fine, whatever. What do 你 think, Hinata?"
"H-He's alright."
"Means no. Gotcha," Sakura sighed. "Two vs. one. Can't win." She flipped the page and Karin said, "He's cute!"
"Neji? Uh, that's awkward," Sakura said, looking over at Hinata, who blushed. Karin had no idea of the relationship between him and Hinata.
"How so?"
"No reason. Next," Sakura said. "How about Suigetsu?"
"He's, uh…" Karin began. She blushed. "He's okay."
Sakura saw the look on her friend's face and wiggled her eyebrows. "Hmm." Then she looked towards Hinata, who cracked a small smile. "You like him, right?"
Karin sat up abruptly and shook her head. "No! Ew! Of course not. He's a weirdo. Look at that hair! And his teeth. Ugh. He probably never shaves 或者 anything. He's disgusting. I could never—"
"Don't worry," Sakura said. "Your secret is 安全 with me."
Karin, still wary, raised an eyebrow. "What about Hinata?"
Sakura laughed. "You really think Hinata would tell?"
The redhead calmed herself and said, "No, she wouldn't." She lied back down on her stomach and said, "So what about this guy for you, Sakura?"
"Nah. But maybe for Hinata. I heard this 火影忍者 guy is quite the troublemaker."
But 由 the way Hinata fainted and toppled over the bed, her face red as Karin's hair, they could tell that she already had a thing for him.
"But this guy," Sakura mentioned, pointing to a photo. "This guy is something."
Karin looked to see who she was pointing at.
"Uchiha Sasuke?"
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"This is so cool!" 火影忍者 said, taking out Sasuke's action figures. Sasuke didn't even need to tell his usually reckless friend to be careful, because 火影忍者 was handling them so carefully it didn't even seem like 火影忍者 anymore.
"These are pretty great," Sai mentioned.
"Thanks," Sasuke said. He took his 最喜爱的 hero out (Superman) and, feeling too embarrassed to make sound effects, nervously just waddled the figure across the floor.
"Fwoop," 火影忍者 said, waving them in the air, making his own record. "Kapow! Boom! Pow!"
Sai didn't say anything, but Sasuke could see that he, too, was enjoying himself.
"So, Sasuke," 火影忍者 said, putting down the action figure for a second. "Are there any girls that 你 think are cute in our school?"
"How did we get from action figures to girls?" Sai asked.
"Like 你 care anyway," 火影忍者 说 sarcastically, rolling his eyes but making sure Sai knew he was joking. "So, anybody interesting?"
"No."
"You sure? I swore I saw 你 check out some booty one time 或者 another…"
"They were in my way! Where else could I look?" Sasuke said, almost angrily. 火影忍者 raised an eyebrow.
"Whatever. So…?"
"I don't really know any of them well enough to say that I…harbor feelings for them."
"Harbor feelings? What are you, forty? Old hag, just name a girl in our class!"
"Okay, okay. How about…" Sasuke struggled to think of a girl's name, but being the loner he was, couldn't place one.
"I'm not going to be here forever, Sasuke. Here, let me help you. What about Karin? The redhead with the glasses?"
Sasuke shook his head. "No. She's not that great. Plus, she has a really loud voice. It's annoying."
火影忍者 frowned. "Okay, what about Hinata?"
"Neji's cousin? She's weird. Not fantastic, either."
"Ino?"
"The blonde with the ponytail? No way."
火影忍者 was running out of names. "How about TenTen?"
"She's the one with the buns, right? Too boyish."
"Temari?"
"She'd probably eat me."
火影忍者 couldn't think of anyone else, until one name popped up. "Sakura! The girl with 粉, 粉色 hair."
"Pink hair…?" Sasuke began. "Oh. Her." He thought for a 秒 and tried to remember her face. "Yeah. She's alright."
"Alright?"
Sasuke struggled to remember 更多 of her face, which was not very clear knowing that he hadn't really looked at her clearly before. "She's…pretty, I guess."
Sai looked away, putting the action figure down. He blushed.
火影忍者 whispered, "I forgot to tell you, Sai's also got a huge crush on Sakura. But he tries to hide it 由 bullying her and calling her ugly. It's okay. He's just insecure." 火影忍者 patted Sai's back. "It's cool, bro, Sasuke won't go after your girl."
Sai smiled and then picked up the action figure again. "Pew, pew," he said.
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"You're sixteen, teme! Are 你 going to drive yet?"
"No, dobe. I'm not that irresponsible. Plus, I have to get my permit," Sasuke 说 as 火影忍者 took a big bite out of the birthday cake that Itachi bought. Sai smiled as he snapped photos, cutting a piece of cake for himself.
"Permit, schermit. Drive without."
"I repeat. I'm not that irresponsible."
火影忍者 rolled his eyes while his lips were covered with frosting. "You're such a weirdo."
"At least I don't have a 拉面 fetish."
"Who 说 it was a fetish?"
Sai put the camera down and placed one hand on Naruto's shoulder, calming him while cutting another slice of cake for the boy. "Here," he said, giving it to the blonde. Then, he sat down 下一个 to Sasuke and put a hand on the Uchiha's shoulder. "Happy birthday, bro."
"Thanks, Sai."
Sai smiled and said, "So how does it feel?"
"How does what feel?"
"To be sixteen."
"No different than yesterday. Wait, aren't 你 sixteen? Why are 你 asking me?"
"Because the experience is different for everybody."
"I guess." Sasuke shrugged. "So, have 你 and that Sakura girl…?"
"No," Sai admitted, blushing. "I can't…I can't ask her out. I'm too scared."
"Well, what if 你 had 火影忍者 play wingman for you?"
Sai stared at Sasuke as if he were stupid. "You really think that's a good idea?"
Sasuke thought of what would happen if 火影忍者 did indeed play wingman. Instead, all he got was a monkey in a vest clapping symbols and then a huge 蘑菇 bomb exploding.
"You're right. Never mind. Well…" Sasuke thought about it for a second, realizing he wouldn't take back his words no matter how much he would regret it, and said, "What if I played wingman for you?"
"You'd do that?" Sai asked.
"Sure."
Sai patted his shoulder. "Thanks." He gave Sasuke a smile.
They all ate cake together while 火影忍者 tried to prove that he didn't have a 拉面 fetish, but perhaps maybe a 拉面 obsession.
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"Hey, Sakura," Sasuke said, coming up to her one 日 in the middle of the hallway while she was alone.
"Oh. Hi, Sasuke," she said. They hadn't talked much, only "hi's" sometimes and "see ya." But never 更多 than that.
"I know we don't talk much, and this may seem weird, but…" Sasuke rubbed his neck nervously, and Sakura froze. Was he going to ask her out? Would he be her superhero to sweep her off her feet? She had harbored a small attraction to him ever since the sleepover…
"Uh, Sai wants to ask 你 out. On a date. Sunday night."
"Sai…?"
"Yeah. 你 know, Sai…" Sasuke said.
Sakura didn't know what to say. She didn't really know Sai that well other than his jokingly 'ugly!' taunts. It wasn't that Sai wasn't good looking. He was. But she just didn't feel anything for her. She didn't know that he would be her prince.
Sasuke, however…he suddenly realized why his friend liked her so much. She had that sweet innocence that he never saw in other girls. Not even that Hinata girl. Her eyes were green, like limes, and her hair was soft and 粉, 粉色 and framed her face well. And when she smiled…
He almost wanted her for himself.
"I'm sorry," Sakura said. "I can't…I can't go on a 日期 with Sai."
Sasuke came back from his 幻想 and said, "Are 你 sure? If you're busy, then we can try and find a different date…"
"No, it's not that I'm busy. Sai seems really nice, but I don't think that…sorry," she said, stopping half-sentence.
Sasuke didn't know what he would say to his friend. Sakura bit her lip, said, "Bye, Sasuke," and walked past him.
Sai heard everything and sighed.
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"I feel awful," Sakura 说 as she told about what happened to Karin and Hinata. "Really, I do. I'd hate it if I got rejected."
"But 你 don't like him! You're just making it easier for both of you," Karin said, trying to comfort her. "It's okay, Sakura, 你 did the right thing."
"Really? Hinata, do 你 think so?"
Hinata nodded in approval, and Sakura smiled. "Thanks."
"But Sasuke, on the other hand…you like him, don't you? Remember that sleepover we had where we looked at his picture and 你 thought he was 'something?' Remember that? I saw the way 你 looked at him that night. Like he was a piece of 糖果 或者 something. Did 你 reject Sai because 你 liked Sasuke?"
Sakura didn't like Sasuke per se, but she did think he was cute and kind of had a crush on him. Maybe. But she knew that he was cute.
"I didn't reject Sai because I liked Sasuke, which I don't. I think. But because…yeah."
"You can't wait for your prince forever, Sakura."
"I know. But I'd still like to wait a little longer."
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"I'm sorry, Sai," Sasuke 说 as he sat 下一个 to him, 火影忍者 on the other side, both trying to comfort the rejected friend. "I know that 你 liked her a lot."
"It doesn't matter that much anyway," Sai said. "We probably wouldn't match."
"That's no reason to stop trying!" 火影忍者 said. "Me and Hinata are complete opposites, but look how great we are together!"
"Because 你 guys just work. Sakura and I don't." Sai looked at Sasuke. "You think she's pretty though, right? 你 说 so. And she thinks you're good-looking, too. I saw the way she looked at you. So why don't 你 go for it?"
"Because you're my friend, and 老友记 can't do that."
"Not if the other friend says it's okay," Sai said. "Besides, she probably thinks I think that she's ugly."
"She doesn't. She's smart enough to know that you're joking."
"Doesn't matter. But really, Sasuke." Sai looked at his friend. "I think that 你 might have the shot I didn't."
Sasuke wanted to say something, but the look in Sai's face made him realize he wouldn't be listened to. "Is it okay to try?" he asked.
"Yeah."
Sasuke put a hand on his friend's shoulder. "I'm sorry, bro."
"It's okay." He smiled.
Sasuke smiled back.
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Her fairytale book was ripping apart due to having been read so many times. She still knew each story 由 heart, but her absolute 最喜爱的 was the superhero who had a girlfriend in his regular alter ego and saved her from evil while she had no idea.
"Su-pa man," she said, 阅读 the Japanese. "So amazing."
While she continued to read her stories, Sasuke had taken out his old box of action figures and began to play with them again, locking the door and clearing his throat before he took out 超人 and his 恐龙 and started to make sound effects.
"Pew, pew!"
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Sasuke thought it would be alright to try to pursue Sakura once Sai had gotten over his crush. It had taken two years, but Sai seemed almost alright, and Sasuke had grown 更多 and 更多 drawn to Sakura when he saw her in school, the way she would laugh with her friends, tuck her hair back when writing, and put on glasses while she read a book deeply…
Sakura, on the other hand, was also becoming 更多 and 更多 smitten with Sasuke. The way his bangs dripped in front of his face, the way he walked, and the deep voice that echoed whenever he answered a 问题 in class.
The small crush she had at twelve turned into something bigger. Granted, it wasn't love, but still…she thought he was the closest thing to her superhero prince.
She wanted to see if he could be him.
"Hi, Sasuke," she said, walking 下一个 to him in the halls after class was over.
"Hey, Sakura," he said, a little surprised that she had come up to him.
"Are you…are 你 busy this week?"
"Depends. What day?"
Sakura thought for a moment. "Does Saturday evening sound good?"
"Seven?"
"Seven. I'll 电子邮箱 你 my phone number with the school email."
"Sure."
Sakura walked away, shy but proud. She had asked Sasuke on a date, and he had accepted.
He kept walking down the hall when he saw Karin approaching. He froze for a second, and Karin walked right up to him.
"So you're Sasuke. We need to talk," she said, pushing him into an empty room.
For some reason, Sasuke was afraid of what was going to happen.
"Now listen here. I'm one of Sakura's best friends. She has liked 你 for a long time. 由 long, I mean since she was twelve and we were stalking your yearbook picture. Don't interrupt, just listen. It's a long story. Anyway, she's still a little girl inside, waiting for her Prince Charming and superhero and all that, so if you're going to let her down, let her down easily. She may be old, but she's got the mindset of a kid who loves fairytales. The point is, she likes 你 a lot, and thinks that 你 might be the one for her."
Sasuke sat there in silence.
"Sorry to bother you." Karin left, leaving Sasuke to think about what she had just said.
She likes you.
With this newfound information, he left the room, a little dazed.
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He picked her up at seven sharp at her address. It was raining out, but luckily, he brought an umbrella. He wore nice jeans and a unbuttoned plaid 衬衫 over a T-shirt. When she opened the door, she was wearing a flowy 短裙, 裙子 and a 粉, 粉色 top, and he felt his 领, 衣领 tighten a little bit 由 the way the wind blew against her, making her look pretty and almost like a movie star.
"Hi," she said, almost breathlessly.
"Hi."
"Oh. 你 can come in," she said, opening the door a little wider.
"Thanks," he said. He took off his shoes and placed them 下一个 to the door, and she said, "I didn't know the weather would be bad. Guess I should have planned ahead," she laughed. "Uh, do 你 want something to drink 或者 eat?"
"I'm alright. Thanks."
"Okay. Well, we can stay here, 或者 we can hang out in my room…what do 你 prefer?"
Though the living room was nice, he kind of wanted to see what her room was like. He imagined it would be 粉, 粉色 and frilly with posters of boy bands and the fairy-tales that Karin 说 she liked, but he wanted to see for himself.
"Could we go to your room? I'd like to see what it looks like."
Sakura blushed. "Okay. But it's a little messy." She led him upstairs and he followed while they turned left and entered a plain white room with the occasional 花 decoration. The whole room was austere except for a few stuffed animals, clothes on the ground, and various 图书 on the shelves. A thick fairytale book was on her dresser, obviously worn out 由 having been read so much.
"It's not much, but it makes me happy," she said. She sat down on the 床, 床上 and patted the 座位 下一个 to her. "Here."
"Alright." He sat down, then pointed to her dresser. "You've read that a lot."
"Yeah. It's my favorite." She leaned over to get it and opened it up. "It's just a bunch of fairytales from when I was a kid. Princess meets prince stories. Saving the damsel in distress. That kind of stuff." She flipped the book to a certain page where he saw the pages were taped together securely with duct tape. It was a story of "Su-pa Man and His Girl." He didn't know the exact context, but could probably figure the storyline out.
"It's my favorite. This guy—Su-pa man, he has an alter ego as a regular guy. And he meets this girl, and falls in 爱情 with her, but she doesn't know that he's a superhero. So he dates her as a regular guy and then fights crime as a hero at night, and eventually she finds out and accepts him. And they go flying through the sky at the end and kiss. It's really sweet." She blushed. "But it's also really childish, too."
"I think it's cool." He looked at her. "I used to 爱情 playing with action figures all the time. My mom and brother teased me about it a lot. But it didn't matter. I liked them. I still play with them sometimes, to be honest." He should have felt embarrassed admitting it, but he didn't. "My 最喜爱的 hero was Superman."
"He's great, isn't he?"
"Yeah."
Sasuke looked at her eyes. He knew that she liked him. He knew that she was pretty. He knew that she was still a child inside, wanting love, but really, she was like other girls—wanting to find their hero.
Those eyes looked up at him and he knew how he felt about her. He secretly thanked Sai for having his old crush, because otherwise, Sasuke probably wouldn't even know what it was like to be attracted to someone like this.
"So, Sasuke," Sakura began, closing the book. "What hero would 你 want to be? Superman? Batman? Spiderman?"
He thought for a moment. And though all those choices would be great, he didn't want to be any of them.
Then, he closed his eyes and smiled.
"I want to be your man."