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posted by Hamsterlovemore
Richard Hammond, 你 are a bloody 心 breaker. I have a crush on you, bigger, it seems, than anybody else's. 最佳, 返回页首 Gear, Blast Lab (despite it being rather boring), anything, if you're on it, I'll watch it. The way 你 have such enthusiasm for everything, the way 你 explode into a fit of physics, the way your caravans explode into a fit of burning plastic, it makes me smile. If 你 came up to me, the first thing I'd do is run your wife down with your Harley (best dream EVER), hold 你 close, and 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 within an inch of your life. Then I'd treat 你 to a rubbish and soppy film at the Odeon, share 爆米花 with you, then take 你 to, I dunno, Giraffe, order a 表 由 the window, and declare my undying 爱情 for you. And tell your wife to rest in peace. Kinda. Then I'd take 你 home, 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 更多 and take it from there...

This was all dreamed up in maths, and it cost me a detention, but hey, half-feeling your lips was great! 爱情 你 Hamster!
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My fellow Hamtards, I think I've gone bonkers.

One night, two weeks 以前 I had a dream that is stuck in my memory like a tattoo and it goes like this:

I had just walked in the door to my house and I went into my room to get changed out of my uniform and when I come out, Jeremy Clarkson is in my dining room and on the phone to someone. 由 now I'm confused and I go down to ask what's going on here, but then my dog barks at some cars parked outside. There's a knock at the door and when I open it, James May walks through and starts talking to Clarkson, then Richard Hammond walks in and smiles and...
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