随意 Best "Chuck Norris" joke?

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Kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy Chuck Norris sleeps with a real 熊
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Some people wear 超人 pajamas. 超人 wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch HE decides what time it is
When the Boogeyman goes to 床, 床上 every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't 爱情 Raymond
Chuck Norris was in all 6 星, 星级 Wars movies...... As The Force
 deathchick9 posted 一年多以前
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