随意 Booty Justice

"How to 谷歌 something"

You already are, dumbass.

"Best 万圣节前夕 costume ever made from 啤酒 cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat 或者 human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do 迷失 socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better 问题 would be why do 你 care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some questions...

~ being able to affirm others for who they are and not for what they can do 或者 what they can give.
~ being able to 爱情 simply, so that others may simply live.
~ not excluding but including, for the good of all.
~ calling forth the other to see his/her mistakes.
~ being of service to others.
~ the art of giving.
~ not really blind. 你 need eyes to see the other as other, to see the goodness and value of another person. Antoine de Saint-Exupery said, "It is only with the 心 that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~ not possessive 或者 dominating. 爱情 says "I want you...