Lion

1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 爱情 flirts.
3. A guy can like 你 for a minute, and then forget 你 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 你 doing something?" 或者 "Have 你 eaten already?" are the first usual 问题 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

1. Go outside, and if 你 see someone, take the 随意 person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic 接吻 scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger 座位 of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why 狗 only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to 唱歌 in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until 你 are seen to 由 a dotor 或者 nurse then when they approach 你 say "wow doc i feel way better thank 你 " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that 你 dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for 你 flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on 你

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise 或者 say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO 你 LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are 你 listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do 你 like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks 你 to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks 你 to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your 首页 alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

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1.98 percent of teenagers do 或者 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 你 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, 或者 add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at 首页 with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

I found this 文章 on the internet.

1. Insist that 你 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 床, 床上 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 你 know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 由 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 你 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When 你 arrive at the 下一个 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If 你 are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED 由 YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying 橙子, 橙色 on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as 你 want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating 比萨, 比萨饼 或者 something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...