Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that 你 think they're Tom Cruise 或者 麦当娜 (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie 星, 星级 in question).
Ask the guy 下一个 to 你 to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person 下一个 to you, "Are 你 in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, 你 have a very irate home,' she 说 governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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