Faked skinny 模特

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if 你 don't look like a movie 星, 星级 because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because 你 爱情 to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much 食物 in one 日 you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If 你 want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then 你 throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if 你 don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone 你 may never see again 或者 someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do 你 want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if 你 actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but 你 say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving 你 now after 你 keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get to 加入 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

嘿 so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if 你 didnt see the 前一个 2 parts 你 have a button under the 文章 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most 流行的 wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do 你 get when 你 交叉, 十字架 a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do 你 get when 你 交叉, 十字架 an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

"Friends forever‚" 你 promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ 你 were 由 my side.
When I was scared‚ 你 felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ 你 were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ 你 were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful 音乐 reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...