1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your 老友记 hit 你 on the back and spit out a piece of white gum 或者 a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until 你 have $20 或者 more.
#7 If 你 have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do 婴儿 come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob 或者 音乐 videos.
#4 Go around 唱歌 the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!