i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be 费雷德 Flintstone but I can sure make your 床, 床上 rock!
Is your dad a thief 或者 something? Because someone 偷了 the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy 你 a drink – 或者 would 你 just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? 或者 do 你 need 更多 to drink?
你 must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
你 know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T 衬衫 in brail?
Do 你 have a map? Because I keep getting 迷失 in your eyes.
你 know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve 迷失 one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do 你 believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess 你 know what I’m here after.
Do 你 have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby 你 must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are 你 an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar 熊 weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk 你 out of it?
你 know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when 你 have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If 你 were a new 三明治 at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And 更多 funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but 你 must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
你 might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured 你 would be too.
I would say God bless 你 but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my 图书馆 card, because I’m checking 你 out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed 你 home, would 你 keep me?
If I told 你 你 had a gorgeous body, would 你 hold it against me?
你 look like my 秒 wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven?
Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first site, 或者 should I walk past 你 again?
If 你 were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I 迷失 my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do 你 like bananas 或者 blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
嘿 baby. 玫瑰 are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when 你 have a weak heart.
I may not be 费雷德 Flintstone but I can sure make your 床, 床上 rock!
Is your dad a thief 或者 something? Because someone 偷了 the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy 你 a drink – 或者 would 你 just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? 或者 do 你 need 更多 to drink?
你 must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
你 know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T 衬衫 in brail?
Do 你 have a map? Because I keep getting 迷失 in your eyes.
你 know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve 迷失 one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do 你 believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess 你 know what I’m here after.
Do 你 have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby 你 must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are 你 an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar 熊 weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk 你 out of it?
你 know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when 你 have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If 你 were a new 三明治 at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And 更多 funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but 你 must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
你 might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured 你 would be too.
I would say God bless 你 but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my 图书馆 card, because I’m checking 你 out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed 你 home, would 你 keep me?
If I told 你 你 had a gorgeous body, would 你 hold it against me?
你 look like my 秒 wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when 你 fell from heaven?
Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first site, 或者 should I walk past 你 again?
If 你 were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I 迷失 my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do 你 like bananas 或者 blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
嘿 baby. 玫瑰 are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when 你 have a weak heart.