Of course, if 你 are TRULY random, 你 shouldn't even need a guide, O_O
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever 你 may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases 或者 monologues 或者 pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of 老友记 或者 logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if 你 got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and 你 can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if 你 so desire. This is how 你 must think. If 你 decide 你 want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college 图书馆 and suddenly 你 just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the 台, 办公桌 and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least 你 tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean 你 can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if 你 think of a 更多 exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what 你 are saying. It will sound 更多 random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be 更多 specific and say, "a few years after the 年 before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific 颜色 and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," 或者 "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my 最喜爱的 of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," 或者 "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly 随意 material that has been overused and is just not 随意 anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, 塔科, 炸玉米饼 (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If 你 can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking 你 if 你 try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of 随意 words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make 随意 noises. Things like 'mwargh' 或者 'oooooohh' 或者 even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. 你 have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget 随意 actions, like clapping randomly, 或者 bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. 随意 names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters 或者 The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, 你 could also go with strange clothing all the way -- 你 might want to invest in things like suspenders, 最佳, 返回页首 hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie 或者 (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying 颜色 and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose 你 randomness points in whatever else 你 happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid 你 look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be 随意 just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, 或者 animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, 名人 like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, 随意 stands for Rather Average Nighttime 鸭 Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into 随意 accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your 老友记 will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, 编辑 can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. 你 can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, youtobe 或者 FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" 或者 "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", 你 always have the option of saying "teh" 或者 spelling it when 写作 it somewhere. *Interwebs is a 更多 随意 version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's 说 "Californighia" 或者 "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what 你 can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited 或者 pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be 随意 around people who will laugh, not people who 你 know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever 你 may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases 或者 monologues 或者 pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of 老友记 或者 logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if 你 got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and 你 can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if 你 so desire. This is how 你 must think. If 你 decide 你 want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college 图书馆 and suddenly 你 just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the 台, 办公桌 and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least 你 tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean 你 can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if 你 think of a 更多 exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what 你 are saying. It will sound 更多 random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be 更多 specific and say, "a few years after the 年 before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific 颜色 and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," 或者 "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my 最喜爱的 of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," 或者 "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly 随意 material that has been overused and is just not 随意 anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, 塔科, 炸玉米饼 (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If 你 can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking 你 if 你 try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of 随意 words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make 随意 noises. Things like 'mwargh' 或者 'oooooohh' 或者 even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. 你 have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget 随意 actions, like clapping randomly, 或者 bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. 随意 names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters 或者 The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, 你 could also go with strange clothing all the way -- 你 might want to invest in things like suspenders, 最佳, 返回页首 hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie 或者 (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying 颜色 and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose 你 randomness points in whatever else 你 happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid 你 look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be 随意 just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, 或者 animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, 名人 like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, 随意 stands for Rather Average Nighttime 鸭 Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into 随意 accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your 老友记 will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, 编辑 can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. 你 can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, youtobe 或者 FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" 或者 "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", 你 always have the option of saying "teh" 或者 spelling it when 写作 it somewhere. *Interwebs is a 更多 随意 version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's 说 "Californighia" 或者 "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what 你 can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited 或者 pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be 随意 around people who will laugh, not people who 你 know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com