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2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
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7. I'd keep 你 in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. 你 wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do 你 like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are 你 wearing 太空 pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those 饼干 for sale?
5. 你 must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are 你 a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep 你 in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. 你 wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do 你 like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards
你 know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, 或者 Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" 或者 had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, 或者 Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" 或者 he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
你 know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!
Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, 或者 Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" 或者 had "girl power"!
But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, 或者 Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" 或者 he needs to "grow up"!
It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!
Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!