Be proud of your gender
Reasons why 你 shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. 你 know stuff about tanks
4. A five 日 vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. 你 can open all your own jars
7. Old 老友记 don't give 你 crap if you've gained weight
8. Your 屁股 is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A 啤酒 gut does not make 你 invisible to the opposite sex
11. 你 can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. 你 can kill your own food
14. The 车库 is all yours
15. 你 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if 你 swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. 你 don't have to shave below your neck
19. 你 don't have to curl up to a hairy 屁股 every night
20. 浓情巧克力 is just another snack
21. 你 get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. 你 can wear a white 衬衫 to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick 屁股 over bridal showers
28. Someday 你 get to be a dirty old man
29. 你 can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. 你 never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when 你 walk into the room
36. 你 can sit with your knees apart no matter what 你 are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. 你 know stuff about everyone
2. 你 rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. 你 won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your 操纵杆, 游戏杆 is
8. 你 smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for 你 to marry for money
11. Crying gets 你 anything
12. You'll never have 更多 hair in your nose than on your head
13. 你 have 更多 hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. 你 don't need a 标题 to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. 你 have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap 你 for telling a dirty joke
19. 你 can whip men for money
20. 你 know that penis size really does matter
21. 你 can walk down the 街, 街道 without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. 你 can admire another woman without your 老友记 accusing 你 of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. 你 know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your 老友记 won't call 你 pussywhipped behind your back
29. 你 can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. 你 can get into a fenderbender and nobody 问题 your womanhood
32. 你 don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why 你 shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. 你 know stuff about tanks
4. A five 日 vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. 你 can open all your own jars
7. Old 老友记 don't give 你 crap if you've gained weight
8. Your 屁股 is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A 啤酒 gut does not make 你 invisible to the opposite sex
11. 你 can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. 你 can kill your own food
14. The 车库 is all yours
15. 你 get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if 你 swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. 你 don't have to shave below your neck
19. 你 don't have to curl up to a hairy 屁股 every night
20. 浓情巧克力 is just another snack
21. 你 get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. 你 can wear a white 衬衫 to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick 屁股 over bridal showers
28. Someday 你 get to be a dirty old man
29. 你 can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. 你 never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when 你 walk into the room
36. 你 can sit with your knees apart no matter what 你 are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. 你 know stuff about everyone
2. 你 rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. 你 won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your 操纵杆, 游戏杆 is
8. 你 smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for 你 to marry for money
11. Crying gets 你 anything
12. You'll never have 更多 hair in your nose than on your head
13. 你 have 更多 hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. 你 don't need a 标题 to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. 你 have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap 你 for telling a dirty joke
19. 你 can whip men for money
20. 你 know that penis size really does matter
21. 你 can walk down the 街, 街道 without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. 你 can admire another woman without your 老友记 accusing 你 of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. 你 know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your 老友记 won't call 你 pussywhipped behind your back
29. 你 can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. 你 can get into a fenderbender and nobody 问题 your womanhood
32. 你 don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper