From A Mother With 爱情 (funny)
Dear Child,
I am 写作 this slow because I know that 你 can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when 你 left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your 首页 so we moved.
I won't be able to send 你 the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the 秒 time for four days. The 涂层, 外套 你 wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve 说 it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They 说 if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt 或者 an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your 老友记 went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two 老友记 were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much 更多 news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send 你 some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Dear Child,
I am 写作 this slow because I know that 你 can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when 你 left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your 首页 so we moved.
I won't be able to send 你 the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the 秒 time for four days. The 涂层, 外套 你 wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve 说 it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They 说 if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt 或者 an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your 老友记 went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two 老友记 were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much 更多 news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send 你 some money but the envelope was already sealed.
A lady named Nikki was found shot and they already had a 列表 of suspects - Andrew , Jordan, Samuel, Tarun and Dempsey.
Killer is a 粉丝 of sherlock and chalenge him 由 leaving notes at various places.
* The first was found in a toilet room.
* The 秒 was found in an art room.
* The third was in a restroom.
* the fourth in an underwater room.
* The fifth at the no smoking room.
All of the notes read the same thing, 'The clues are where 你 find the notes.' Yet, nothing was found at anyplace the notes were.
Sherlock the genius , immediately solved the case.
Who was the killer ?
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