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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are 你 using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!



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Tech support: What kind of computer do 你 have?
Female customer: A white one...



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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have 你 tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....



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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' 图标 on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left 或者 my left?



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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would 你 click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!



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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...



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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do 你 have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.




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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy 熊 my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.



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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are 你 sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work



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Tech support: Your 密码 is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?



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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are 你 sure 你 used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can 你 tell me what the 密码 was?
Customer: Five stars.



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Tech support: What anti-virus program do 你 use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.



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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I 移动 the mouse, it disappears.





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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm 写作 my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
圈, 圈子 around it?



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A woman customer called the Canon help 台, 办公桌 with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are 你 running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my 台, 办公桌 is 下一个 to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle 下一个 to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."



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Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task 列表 in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do 你 mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the 牛油, 黄油 all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.



7. Are 你 ready for 秒 yet?

8. It's a little dry; do 你 still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do 你 think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. 你 still have a little...
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a poem, 由 me.
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
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Would 你 do any of them???
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Bronies aren't the only guys he has to deal with, 由 the way.
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