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posted by xneville_rocksx
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are 你 using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!



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Tech support: What kind of computer do 你 have?
Female customer: A white one...



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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have 你 tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....



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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' 图标 on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left 或者 my left?



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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would 你 click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates, damn it!



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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...



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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do 你 have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.




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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy 熊 my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.



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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are 你 sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work



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Tech support: Your 密码 is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?



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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are 你 sure 你 used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can 你 tell me what the 密码 was?
Customer: Five stars.



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Tech support: What anti-virus program do 你 use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.



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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I 移动 the mouse, it disappears.





These are too good not to share




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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm 写作 my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
圈, 圈子 around it?



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A woman customer called the Canon help 台, 办公桌 with a problem with her
printer.
Tech support: Are 你 running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my 台, 办公桌 is 下一个 to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle 下一个 to me is under a window, and his
printer is working fine."



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And last but not least:....



Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task 列表 in the middle of the screen. Now
type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do 你 mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
posted by zanesaaomgfan
100% Credit to: link

She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: 你 want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do 你 爱情 me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have 你 ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are 你 asking me?
She: Will 你 吻乐队(Kiss) me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will 你 ever hit me?
He: Are 你 crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...

LOL
posted by FutureDancer
{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it 更多 and 更多 everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the 随意 Spot, that doesn't mean 你 have the right to post whatever crap 你 want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, 或者 if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the 答案 section here, but at least...
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posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think 或者 relate to these, in some way 或者 another:

-When 你 forget someone's name 你 wait for someone else to say it so 你 don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't 删除 my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and 你 are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are 你 kidding me?' even though 你 know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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posted by deathchick9
Over the many years of pikachu,if 你 look closely 皮卡丘 has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight 你 fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his 食物 up.Pikachu...
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He was staring at a wall, 更多 like me but I was invisible, 或者 I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...
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Act like 你 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 比萨, 比萨饼 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 问题 with questions.
Ask about 比萨, 比萨饼 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I 爱情 it!)
All I do is just believe in the 心 of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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